tessa 🧸
@uncleappa.bsky.social
Lesbian | aspiring butch | purveyor of “I love my wife” content | she/they
Isn’t anxiety amazing? I was able to single-handedly give 20 people whiplash this weekend. Superpower!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Isn’t anxiety amazing? I was able to single-handedly give 20 people whiplash this weekend. Superpower!!
What if we just stopped playing christmas music what if we decided to free ourselves from that shit what if
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What if we just stopped playing christmas music what if we decided to free ourselves from that shit what if
gonna be eating muff all weekend
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
gonna be eating muff all weekend
Life is all about second chances
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Life is all about second chances
Today’s biggest regret? My wife offered to get me an egg sandwich on our morning walk. I said no?? Now all I want is an egg sandwich. She gave me so many chances to change my mind smh
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Today’s biggest regret? My wife offered to get me an egg sandwich on our morning walk. I said no?? Now all I want is an egg sandwich. She gave me so many chances to change my mind smh
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
Screaming into the void in 10 minutes. Be there or be square!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Screaming into the void in 10 minutes. Be there or be square!!
Anyone else’s dog go on hunger strike and subsequently fart the house down after two days?
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anyone else’s dog go on hunger strike and subsequently fart the house down after two days?
Chat cats? This is my Moe. Momo, The Moe, Big Girl, Dr. Moe, Coach Moe. I know I’ve posted her before, but she’s my soul kitty!! I have to post more Moe! She’s full of whatever special ingredient makes tabby cats so unassumingly perfect. I’m gonna cry thinking about how much I love her please enjoy
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Chat cats? This is my Moe. Momo, The Moe, Big Girl, Dr. Moe, Coach Moe. I know I’ve posted her before, but she’s my soul kitty!! I have to post more Moe! She’s full of whatever special ingredient makes tabby cats so unassumingly perfect. I’m gonna cry thinking about how much I love her please enjoy
Cursed year continues with a big couple of weeks at our house!!
-dryer broke
-car 2 broke down. $2000 fix. Car 1 still hasn’t been repaired and can’t drive in rain
-out of pocket dental work
-wife’s phone got a little water on it and broke even though it’s supposed to be water resistant
-dryer broke
-car 2 broke down. $2000 fix. Car 1 still hasn’t been repaired and can’t drive in rain
-out of pocket dental work
-wife’s phone got a little water on it and broke even though it’s supposed to be water resistant
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Cursed year continues with a big couple of weeks at our house!!
-dryer broke
-car 2 broke down. $2000 fix. Car 1 still hasn’t been repaired and can’t drive in rain
-out of pocket dental work
-wife’s phone got a little water on it and broke even though it’s supposed to be water resistant
-dryer broke
-car 2 broke down. $2000 fix. Car 1 still hasn’t been repaired and can’t drive in rain
-out of pocket dental work
-wife’s phone got a little water on it and broke even though it’s supposed to be water resistant
Love having muffins in the house so I can make a bunch of jokes about eating muff life is good
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Love having muffins in the house so I can make a bunch of jokes about eating muff life is good
Isn’t it funny how big money stuff always comes crashing down all at the same time? Funny!!
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Isn’t it funny how big money stuff always comes crashing down all at the same time? Funny!!
Conveniently forgetting an 8:30 meeting because I can’t set any expectations that I’d ever be available for that kind of thing 🙂↔️
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Conveniently forgetting an 8:30 meeting because I can’t set any expectations that I’d ever be available for that kind of thing 🙂↔️
I really love when a man assumes I’m so stupid I don’t even know my office’s phone number. The office I have been working at for 8.5 years 🙂
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I really love when a man assumes I’m so stupid I don’t even know my office’s phone number. The office I have been working at for 8.5 years 🙂
I was talking about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with my wife today and called her Ao3 by accident probably 10 times. How rotted is my brain
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I was talking about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with my wife today and called her Ao3 by accident probably 10 times. How rotted is my brain
Time for my daily commute through the “confident and bold” to “I need to talk less” pipeline
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Time for my daily commute through the “confident and bold” to “I need to talk less” pipeline
Annual dragon walk and no one said a thing about her wings 😤 She’s in shambles!!
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Annual dragon walk and no one said a thing about her wings 😤 She’s in shambles!!
Would love to know why my paycheck is literally 5x lower this time than it was last time!! Something my boss felt no need to explain when processing the payroll! Hahaaaaaaaaa
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Would love to know why my paycheck is literally 5x lower this time than it was last time!! Something my boss felt no need to explain when processing the payroll! Hahaaaaaaaaa
CHICKY PORKY STOCKY 10/29/25
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
CHICKY PORKY STOCKY 10/29/25
Already dreaming of the pizza I’m going to get on November 29th. There will be other pizzas in the interim, but none of them will be her
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Already dreaming of the pizza I’m going to get on November 29th. There will be other pizzas in the interim, but none of them will be her
Huh, when I completely abandon the practice of stretching regularly (at all),
I feel like shit all the time? What’s up with that!! I’m certain there is no fix here
I feel like shit all the time? What’s up with that!! I’m certain there is no fix here
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Huh, when I completely abandon the practice of stretching regularly (at all),
I feel like shit all the time? What’s up with that!! I’m certain there is no fix here
I feel like shit all the time? What’s up with that!! I’m certain there is no fix here
It cuts off right as I say “I’m not sharing this” but you know what!!
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It cuts off right as I say “I’m not sharing this” but you know what!!
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a lesbophobic hate crime took place here
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
a lesbophobic hate crime took place here
Thinking about the time the pizza place misheard my name and forever made me Peffa in their ordering system
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Thinking about the time the pizza place misheard my name and forever made me Peffa in their ordering system
Planning a ~10yr college ukulele club reunion?? Crying in old and cringe and friendship 😭
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Planning a ~10yr college ukulele club reunion?? Crying in old and cringe and friendship 😭