I will be the last dog woman on this god forsaken Earth. I will not detransition to cat woman. I will not have another chaser buy me a set of cat ears.

Hak on my Keem until I Jerffries

Ancient Allie lore is that I used to be obsessed with quicksilver shirts cuz I found a really soft orange one when I was 10 and wore it 24/7 for like a week until my parents forced me to change. After a few years it, like all my other favorite t shirts, was clandestinely turned into a rag by my mom

Ethel Cain

Me with @uncannyallie.bsky.social

I’m a sick GWUP, I like a quick GWUP

CoC or bust

Squatty potties are just steps for your stool

3 months with precious, angelic, and drop dead gorgeous gf yeehaw :)

Bought an icee in Rob’s Florida today. Got hit with the “that’s a lot of sugar” tax. So much for free Florida!

Life bad cuz it’s national gf day and I can’t even kiss mine

Turns out talking and thinking while having COVID is very difficult!

Tonight in transsexual occurrences: my gf and I did our shots on ft which is very gay cuz a) our shot days lined up and b) I’ve never done mine in front of someone before

E E P Y
E E
P P
Y Y

Sunny season 16 straight fire no cap

Girl dinner is basically the same thing as sick dinner tbh. Just snacking on little treats cuz meals are too much effort

Finally caught COIVD on my way out of Cuba like a goofy Floridian smfh

Where I am vs where I’d rather be (or who I’d rather be here with idfk I’m sad and gay)