— 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ
@unbeatable-clown.bsky.social
Roleplay account.
Parody account
Not affiliated with McDonald's.
Account by Green.
Lewd DNI.
Parody account
Not affiliated with McDonald's.
Account by Green.
Lewd DNI.
Pinned
"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐜𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝'𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝ⵑ"
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— I can help with that!
Man, I'm starving. I could use a cheeseburger right now.
— Just wanted to say hi to all of the newcomers!
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
— I can help with that!
Reposted by — 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ
Rules:
1) Will mostly RP as post-cannon Marik(though there might be exceptions.)
2) Can RP as Yami Marik if there's an event.
3) DO NOT ask me to RP as Abridged Marik/Melvin. LittleKuribo and his team Team4Star has gotten into a lot of controversy as of late.
1) Will mostly RP as post-cannon Marik(though there might be exceptions.)
2) Can RP as Yami Marik if there's an event.
3) DO NOT ask me to RP as Abridged Marik/Melvin. LittleKuribo and his team Team4Star has gotten into a lot of controversy as of late.
September 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Rules:
1) Will mostly RP as post-cannon Marik(though there might be exceptions.)
2) Can RP as Yami Marik if there's an event.
3) DO NOT ask me to RP as Abridged Marik/Melvin. LittleKuribo and his team Team4Star has gotten into a lot of controversy as of late.
1) Will mostly RP as post-cannon Marik(though there might be exceptions.)
2) Can RP as Yami Marik if there's an event.
3) DO NOT ask me to RP as Abridged Marik/Melvin. LittleKuribo and his team Team4Star has gotten into a lot of controversy as of late.
— Just wanted to say hi to all of the newcomers!
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
— Just wanted to say hi to all of the newcomers!
— That was incredible! Well, a promise is a promise — 50% off!
[ He smiles brightly at the stranger. ]
— You should pop by a doctor after this, just to be safe! You did eat a lot. And don’t worry about the other 100 burgers — I’ll deliver them to your home personally, with a big smile!
[ He smiles brightly at the stranger. ]
— You should pop by a doctor after this, just to be safe! You did eat a lot. And don’t worry about the other 100 burgers — I’ll deliver them to your home personally, with a big smile!
[ Not even half an hour in, and he was gulping down the last few, panting and huffing loudly ... before flashing a smug, toothy grin . ]
'ell, was a lot easier than I thought it'd b' ...~
'ell, was a lot easier than I thought it'd b' ...~
[ He's genuinely surprised! And kind of invested, too. People will definitely visit his establishment more often now. ]
— You can do it! There's a lot of time left! I believe in you!
— You can do it! There's a lot of time left! I believe in you!
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
— That was incredible! Well, a promise is a promise — 50% off!
[ He smiles brightly at the stranger. ]
— You should pop by a doctor after this, just to be safe! You did eat a lot. And don’t worry about the other 100 burgers — I’ll deliver them to your home personally, with a big smile!
[ He smiles brightly at the stranger. ]
— You should pop by a doctor after this, just to be safe! You did eat a lot. And don’t worry about the other 100 burgers — I’ll deliver them to your home personally, with a big smile!
[ He's genuinely surprised! And kind of invested, too. People will definitely visit his establishment more often now. ]
— You can do it! There's a lot of time left! I believe in you!
— You can do it! There's a lot of time left! I believe in you!
[ And just like that, he's already making a huge dent upon the pile, just wolfing it all down like it's merely finger food ... ]
[ And he starts the timer. It's gonna be a long hour! ]
— Go! Go!
— Go! Go!
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
[ He's genuinely surprised! And kind of invested, too. People will definitely visit his establishment more often now. ]
— You can do it! There's a lot of time left! I believe in you!
— You can do it! There's a lot of time left! I believe in you!
[ And he starts the timer. It's gonna be a long hour! ]
— Go! Go!
— Go! Go!
50% off ... ?
[ ... starting to count on his fingers, muttering to himself for a moment . ]
...
[ He just starts digging in . 💧 ]
[ ... starting to count on his fingers, muttering to himself for a moment . ]
...
[ He just starts digging in . 💧 ]
— If you say so…!
[He snaps his fingers. A shower of a hundred McRibs pops into existence right in front of Krypt.]
— That’ll be 500 dollars! But if you somehow manage to eat every last one within an hour, I’ll knock the price down by 50%!
[He snaps his fingers. A shower of a hundred McRibs pops into existence right in front of Krypt.]
— That’ll be 500 dollars! But if you somehow manage to eat every last one within an hour, I’ll knock the price down by 50%!
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
[ And he starts the timer. It's gonna be a long hour! ]
— Go! Go!
— Go! Go!
— If you say so…!
[He snaps his fingers. A shower of a hundred McRibs pops into existence right in front of Krypt.]
— That’ll be 500 dollars! But if you somehow manage to eat every last one within an hour, I’ll knock the price down by 50%!
[He snaps his fingers. A shower of a hundred McRibs pops into existence right in front of Krypt.]
— That’ll be 500 dollars! But if you somehow manage to eat every last one within an hour, I’ll knock the price down by 50%!
[ An almost cheeky grin, before he points to his own pouch . ]
Got plenty o' space in 'ere !
B'sides, I can take a hundred f'er now, n' hundred f'er th' road !
Got plenty o' space in 'ere !
B'sides, I can take a hundred f'er now, n' hundred f'er th' road !
— Are you sure?
[ The clown squints. That's a lot of burgers. ]
— How are you going to carry them?
[ The clown squints. That's a lot of burgers. ]
— How are you going to carry them?
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
— If you say so…!
[He snaps his fingers. A shower of a hundred McRibs pops into existence right in front of Krypt.]
— That’ll be 500 dollars! But if you somehow manage to eat every last one within an hour, I’ll knock the price down by 50%!
[He snaps his fingers. A shower of a hundred McRibs pops into existence right in front of Krypt.]
— That’ll be 500 dollars! But if you somehow manage to eat every last one within an hour, I’ll knock the price down by 50%!
— Are you sure?
[ The clown squints. That's a lot of burgers. ]
— How are you going to carry them?
[ The clown squints. That's a lot of burgers. ]
— How are you going to carry them?
... ah, well—
I'll take 'bout a hundr—
Nah, two hundred, o' 'em .
I'll take 'bout a hundr—
Nah, two hundred, o' 'em .
— Oh no, no. We keep things cheap in this location specifically.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
— Are you sure?
[ The clown squints. That's a lot of burgers. ]
— How are you going to carry them?
[ The clown squints. That's a lot of burgers. ]
— How are you going to carry them?
— Oh no, no. We keep things cheap in this location specifically.
Ah, well ... ain't those gettin' resold f'er a high price ?
— ...The McRib? People keep asking me to bring it back.
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
— Oh no, no. We keep things cheap in this location specifically.
— ...The McRib? People keep asking me to bring it back.
Th' fuckin', uhh ...
— Take your time!
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
— ...The McRib? People keep asking me to bring it back.
— Take your time!
Ehhh .....
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
— Take your time!
Reposted by — 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ
February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
— NEW CUSTOMERS!
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
— NEW CUSTOMERS!
— Hello? Boy, it's been a while hasn't it? I didn't mean to vanish.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
— Hello? Boy, it's been a while hasn't it? I didn't mean to vanish.
Reposted by — 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by — 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ
[[ VIOLENCE REQUIRED // VIOLENCE ACQUIRED ]]
September 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
[[ VIOLENCE REQUIRED // VIOLENCE ACQUIRED ]]
Reposted by — 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ
someone stole my fucking oc and made an ai bot of it for some fetish shit??
October 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
someone stole my fucking oc and made an ai bot of it for some fetish shit??
Reposted by — 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ
🎃; on a third website, what the fuck is this she wouldn't even do this.. 😭
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🎃; on a third website, what the fuck is this she wouldn't even do this.. 😭
— Don't worry, I'll bring you something. Give me a few minutes.
[ And he walks into the kitchen, putting on an apron. ]
[ And he walks into the kitchen, putting on an apron. ]
«" Well..Is there anything you would..uh..suggest? I’m not quite used to things like these..haven’t had regular conversations in a bit, now that I think of it..yeesh.. "»
— It is true, yes! We got nothing but the best here.
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
September 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
— Don't worry, I'll bring you something. Give me a few minutes.
[ And he walks into the kitchen, putting on an apron. ]
[ And he walks into the kitchen, putting on an apron. ]
— What are you plans for today, hm?
«" Damn right! Every day should be lived to the fullest, truly! "»
— You bet! We should make the best of this beautiful day.
September 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
— What are you plans for today, hm?
— You bet! We should make the best of this beautiful day.
«" How’re you doing at this time? Lovely out, isn’t it? "»
— Hello there!
September 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
— You bet! We should make the best of this beautiful day.
— It is true, yes! We got nothing but the best here.
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
«" Good day..ah..My crew told me about this place…said it’s a good “quick stop-by” for food..that true? I’m not one to be out my cabin and off my ship..I’m not up to times y’know, haha.. "»
@ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social
— Welcome to McDonald's! How are you, hm?
— Welcome to McDonald's! How are you, hm?
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
— It is true, yes! We got nothing but the best here.
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
— Hello there!
«" Good evening! "»
— Evenin'!
September 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
— Hello there!