✮ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛 ꩜
@ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social
⚠️PARODY ACCOUNT, NOT AFFILIATED W/ PM⚠️
Owned by https://bsky.app/profile/diss3nterbd4mned.bsky.social
🌊 Ahab 🦈
⁀➴ She/Her
I am the absolute BEST whaling captain you’ll EVER see. Trust me.
ଳ
🐚 https://captainahabsaboutme.straw.page/
🌊 DNI: ISHMAEL… (/j)
Owned by https://bsky.app/profile/diss3nterbd4mned.bsky.social
🌊 Ahab 🦈
⁀➴ She/Her
I am the absolute BEST whaling captain you’ll EVER see. Trust me.
ଳ
🐚 https://captainahabsaboutme.straw.page/
🌊 DNI: ISHMAEL… (/j)
Pinned
”The fault lies with you, Ishmael!“
-ProjectMoon Rp/Parody acc, not affiliated with Project Moon.
-Mun is a minor
-LEWD DNI.
-OOC is ” 💉- “
-Semi Serious, Semi Joking.
-NonRp + Rp accs can interact
-I AM Captain Ahab. 🔥🔥🔥
#ParodyAcc #OpenRp #PMRP #ProjectMoonRP #sfwrp #multiverserp #ocfriendly
-ProjectMoon Rp/Parody acc, not affiliated with Project Moon.
-Mun is a minor
-LEWD DNI.
-OOC is ” 💉- “
-Semi Serious, Semi Joking.
-NonRp + Rp accs can interact
-I AM Captain Ahab. 🔥🔥🔥
#ParodyAcc #OpenRp #PMRP #ProjectMoonRP #sfwrp #multiverserp #ocfriendly
I keep forgetting I have this fucking account 💔
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I keep forgetting I have this fucking account 💔
Interesting.
October 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Interesting.
They…
They weren’t supposed to know…
They weren’t supposed to know…
Ahab just faked a Lobotomy Corporation speedrun and got away with it.
October 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
They…
They weren’t supposed to know…
They weren’t supposed to know…
YESSSS, YES! THAT WHALE IS TRULY “CRINGE!”
The Pallid Whale is what I would describe as cringe.
October 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
YESSSS, YES! THAT WHALE IS TRULY “CRINGE!”
DONT DO IT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING…
DO NOT TOUCH THE PIP BREAD, USER.
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING…
DO NOT TOUCH THE PIP BREAD, USER.
Mmmm! Some good pip bread— UH UHMN I MEAN— EhhHeHm-..
Oh Noes-
Oh Noes-
October 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
DONT DO IT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING…
DO NOT TOUCH THE PIP BREAD, USER.
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING…
DO NOT TOUCH THE PIP BREAD, USER.
PIP NOOOO
PIP!!!!
PIP RUN BEFORE THEY FUCKING GET YOU RUN RUN
PIP!!!!
PIP RUN BEFORE THEY FUCKING GET YOU RUN RUN
October 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
PIP NOOOO
PIP!!!!
PIP RUN BEFORE THEY FUCKING GET YOU RUN RUN
PIP!!!!
PIP RUN BEFORE THEY FUCKING GET YOU RUN RUN
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I DONT GIVE A PISS IF ITS A BULLDOG A BULLFROG OR A BULLDAGGER. GIVE ME THOSE MORALLY CORRUPT HOES ‼️‼️‼️ | #limbuscompany #homicidalporkchops
April 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I DONT GIVE A PISS IF ITS A BULLDOG A BULLFROG OR A BULLDAGGER. GIVE ME THOSE MORALLY CORRUPT HOES ‼️‼️‼️ | #limbuscompany #homicidalporkchops
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Heathcliff has bought Twitter!
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Heathcliff has bought Twitter!
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Outis was caught watching Brain Rot.
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Outis was caught watching Brain Rot.
//💉 - Sorry for lack of responses! I’ve been focusing on high-school and mental health to keep up and running.
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
//💉 - Sorry for lack of responses! I’ve been focusing on high-school and mental health to keep up and running.
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Faust has been added to Blue Archive as a raid boss.
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Faust has been added to Blue Archive as a raid boss.
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(So she's getting ran over by her own bus. Lovely...)
September 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(So she's getting ran over by her own bus. Lovely...)
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Due to complications with their VA, Clouded Monk will now be voiced by Chris Pratt.
September 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Due to complications with their VA, Clouded Monk will now be voiced by Chris Pratt.
«" Damn right! Every day should be lived to the fullest, truly! "»
— You bet! We should make the best of this beautiful day.
«" How’re you doing at this time? Lovely out, isn’t it? "»
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
«" Damn right! Every day should be lived to the fullest, truly! "»
«" Well..Is there anything you would..uh..suggest? I’m not quite used to things like these..haven’t had regular conversations in a bit, now that I think of it..yeesh.. "»
— It is true, yes! We got nothing but the best here.
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
«" Good day..ah..My crew told me about this place…said it’s a good “quick stop-by” for food..that true? I’m not one to be out my cabin and off my ship..I’m not up to times y’know, haha.. "»
September 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
«" Well..Is there anything you would..uh..suggest? I’m not quite used to things like these..haven’t had regular conversations in a bit, now that I think of it..yeesh.. "»
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— It is true, yes! We got nothing but the best here.
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
«" Good day..ah..My crew told me about this place…said it’s a good “quick stop-by” for food..that true? I’m not one to be out my cabin and off my ship..I’m not up to times y’know, haha.. "»
@ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social
— Welcome to McDonald's! How are you, hm?
— Welcome to McDonald's! How are you, hm?
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
— It is true, yes! We got nothing but the best here.
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
[ He is quite proud of his establishment. ]
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Don Quixote has touched grass.
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don Quixote has touched grass.
«" Good day..ah..My crew told me about this place…said it’s a good “quick stop-by” for food..that true? I’m not one to be out my cabin and off my ship..I’m not up to times y’know, haha.. "»
@ahabpequodcaptain.bsky.social
— Welcome to McDonald's! How are you, hm?
— Welcome to McDonald's! How are you, hm?
September 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
«" Good day..ah..My crew told me about this place…said it’s a good “quick stop-by” for food..that true? I’m not one to be out my cabin and off my ship..I’m not up to times y’know, haha.. "»
«" How’re you doing at this time? Lovely out, isn’t it? "»
— Hello there!
«" Good evening! "»
September 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
«" How’re you doing at this time? Lovely out, isn’t it? "»
«" Good evening! "»
— Evenin'!
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
«" Good evening! "»
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We NEED to kill the whale PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
September 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We NEED to kill the whale PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
«" Hello? Is there anyone out there at this time? "»
September 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
«" Hello? Is there anyone out there at this time? "»