Xue Pan
@panofthexuefamily.bsky.social
Pan of the Xue Family. 27th Candidate in the last Hierarch Evaluations. True Jia Baoyu (Hong Lu) Hater.
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(Parody™. Owned by PythCyrie)
Sucklets' top 1 customer.
https://pageofxuepan.straw.page
(Parody™. Owned by PythCyrie)
Okay WHO THE HELL wrote yaoi fanfics about me????
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Okay WHO THE HELL wrote yaoi fanfics about me????
You two, @arbiterofthehead.bsky.social and @theheadofthecity.bsky.social!! Fight your shit out already! Gaah..I can't invest in BOTH AT ONCE, WINNER GETS TO SEE ME INVEST IN THEIR PREFERRED THING!!!
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You two, @arbiterofthehead.bsky.social and @theheadofthecity.bsky.social!! Fight your shit out already! Gaah..I can't invest in BOTH AT ONCE, WINNER GETS TO SEE ME INVEST IN THEIR PREFERRED THING!!!
The hell do I do now?? Invest in both????
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The hell do I do now?? Invest in both????
I am so tired...
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I am so tired...
Can I just say that even I am happy over the fact this guy got something in so long too, not minding the fact I want him and their entire company gutted?
WERE SO BACK!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Can I just say that even I am happy over the fact this guy got something in so long too, not minding the fact I want him and their entire company gutted?
..Its boring. Tragically boring. BOORIIIING!! I CAN'T SPREAD JOY WITH OTHERS!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
..Its boring. Tragically boring. BOORIIIING!! I CAN'T SPREAD JOY WITH OTHERS!!!!
Spread the jars' influence.
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Spread the jars' influence.
BAHAHAHA!! There goes your FRAGRANCE you wished your precious Jia Baoyu to indulge in!!!
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
BAHAHAHA!! There goes your FRAGRANCE you wished your precious Jia Baoyu to indulge in!!!
Who wrote a fic of me having the most sloppy makeout session with that BLOODFIEND woman?? ISN'T SHE DEAD????
October 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Who wrote a fic of me having the most sloppy makeout session with that BLOODFIEND woman?? ISN'T SHE DEAD????
Please do not ask why I know brainrot slang. You will find a jar at your doorstep if you utter even a WORD...
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Please do not ask why I know brainrot slang. You will find a jar at your doorstep if you utter even a WORD...
"Manager Sigma..We have to swiftly fanum tax the enemy before we get fanum taxed ourselves!"
I will make fun of them all..Hehehe...
I will make fun of them all..Hehehe...
September 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"Manager Sigma..We have to swiftly fanum tax the enemy before we get fanum taxed ourselves!"
I will make fun of them all..Hehehe...
I will make fun of them all..Hehehe...
Why the hell is there a bolus at my doorstep.
Is it going to detonate once I grab it or is it gonna grow a claw and cut my head off in the typical fashion?
Is it going to detonate once I grab it or is it gonna grow a claw and cut my head off in the typical fashion?
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why the hell is there a bolus at my doorstep.
Is it going to detonate once I grab it or is it gonna grow a claw and cut my head off in the typical fashion?
Is it going to detonate once I grab it or is it gonna grow a claw and cut my head off in the typical fashion?
So ever since my traitorous sister had departed Hongyuan I started getting killed less. Huh??
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
So ever since my traitorous sister had departed Hongyuan I started getting killed less. Huh??
Who...Who the hell is Nicolina and why do some people romanticize me and her??
September 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Who...Who the hell is Nicolina and why do some people romanticize me and her??
Just one more time actually...
O, Xue Baochai, you're a traitorous SNAKE! You've betrayed the Xue Family and shamelessly left with that Q Corp WITCH!? No WONDER you used the Si Branch to assault Miss Hierarch...YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD OF A SNAKE AS THEM! DON'T RUIN THE FUN OF OTHERS...AND MINE!!!
O, Xue Baochai, you're a traitorous SNAKE! You've betrayed the Xue Family and shamelessly left with that Q Corp WITCH!? No WONDER you used the Si Branch to assault Miss Hierarch...YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD OF A SNAKE AS THEM! DON'T RUIN THE FUN OF OTHERS...AND MINE!!!
We don't talk about Xue Baochai anymore.
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just one more time actually...
O, Xue Baochai, you're a traitorous SNAKE! You've betrayed the Xue Family and shamelessly left with that Q Corp WITCH!? No WONDER you used the Si Branch to assault Miss Hierarch...YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD OF A SNAKE AS THEM! DON'T RUIN THE FUN OF OTHERS...AND MINE!!!
O, Xue Baochai, you're a traitorous SNAKE! You've betrayed the Xue Family and shamelessly left with that Q Corp WITCH!? No WONDER you used the Si Branch to assault Miss Hierarch...YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD OF A SNAKE AS THEM! DON'T RUIN THE FUN OF OTHERS...AND MINE!!!
We don't talk about Xue Baochai anymore.
September 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We don't talk about Xue Baochai anymore.
first person to make a bolus to turn me into this gets 300 thousand ahn.
(@aseahfacts on X)
(@aseahfacts on X)
September 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
first person to make a bolus to turn me into this gets 300 thousand ahn.
(@aseahfacts on X)
(@aseahfacts on X)
The giveaway winner is...
@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social!! The jar monster has been sent to the outskirts near Y Corp!!! Pick it up there.
@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social!! The jar monster has been sent to the outskirts near Y Corp!!! Pick it up there.
Jar Giveaway ‼️‼️‼️
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September 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The giveaway winner is...
@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social!! The jar monster has been sent to the outskirts near Y Corp!!! Pick it up there.
@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social!! The jar monster has been sent to the outskirts near Y Corp!!! Pick it up there.
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September 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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10 likes..? TEN FUCKING LIKES!? I KNEW YOU ALL HATED ME BUT *THIS* MUCH??? REAAAL FUNNY, GUYS. WHO'S THE NEXT PERSON TO HAVE ME BEHEADED, HUH!? RAISE YOUR HAND.
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
10 likes..? TEN FUCKING LIKES!? I KNEW YOU ALL HATED ME BUT *THIS* MUCH??? REAAAL FUNNY, GUYS. WHO'S THE NEXT PERSON TO HAVE ME BEHEADED, HUH!? RAISE YOUR HAND.
I hope Xichun will deliver a LOT of fun while she's the family hierarch...Fun is the greatest thing, and I desire to be there for as long as possible to experience it all! Hehehe...
August 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I hope Xichun will deliver a LOT of fun while she's the family hierarch...Fun is the greatest thing, and I desire to be there for as long as possible to experience it all! Hehehe...
(I witnessed something horrifying on twitter and I am genuinely scared. This is a cry for help.)
August 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
(I witnessed something horrifying on twitter and I am genuinely scared. This is a cry for help.)
(I am genuinely right about Xue Pan being beheaded all the time.)
August 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
(I am genuinely right about Xue Pan being beheaded all the time.)