Haint Blue Porch Ceiling
@unataynable.bsky.social
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
My fiancé got me watching ‘Carry On’ on Netflix.
I hate this movie already. And also… my pattern recognition has been right on since the movie started.
I hate this movie already. And also… my pattern recognition has been right on since the movie started.
December 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
My fiancé got me watching ‘Carry On’ on Netflix.
I hate this movie already. And also… my pattern recognition has been right on since the movie started.
I hate this movie already. And also… my pattern recognition has been right on since the movie started.
Periodically I think about how my ex that I filed a police report on “randomly” decided to like my photos and follow me on IG. I blocked that demon so fast!
Bro, wtf.
Bro, wtf.
December 9, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Periodically I think about how my ex that I filed a police report on “randomly” decided to like my photos and follow me on IG. I blocked that demon so fast!
Bro, wtf.
Bro, wtf.
Why aren’t children terrified of all these uncanny valley triggering ass characters in Polar Express? This shit is wild af. Wtf.
December 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Why aren’t children terrified of all these uncanny valley triggering ass characters in Polar Express? This shit is wild af. Wtf.
This shit looks like the catacombs. 😂
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
This shit looks like the catacombs. 😂
I fear yall do not be crashing out like yall say yall do.
And that’s why I hate the social media aspect of slang. An astrology IG page just made a “crash out” flow chart with Gretchen fucking Weiners on it.
And that’s why I hate the social media aspect of slang. An astrology IG page just made a “crash out” flow chart with Gretchen fucking Weiners on it.
November 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I fear yall do not be crashing out like yall say yall do.
And that’s why I hate the social media aspect of slang. An astrology IG page just made a “crash out” flow chart with Gretchen fucking Weiners on it.
And that’s why I hate the social media aspect of slang. An astrology IG page just made a “crash out” flow chart with Gretchen fucking Weiners on it.
Did I immediately start following @bodegacats.bsky.social when I saw them #onhere? Absolutely.
November 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Did I immediately start following @bodegacats.bsky.social when I saw them #onhere? Absolutely.
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MAGA people really are trying to sneak and “re-friend,” me on FB.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a sweater .
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November 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
MAGA people really are trying to sneak and “re-friend,” me on FB.
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Emily, once we give something or someone a nickname, it stays.
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Emily, once we give something or someone a nickname, it stays.
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Self care Friday if you feel so loved 🌞🫶🏽✨
November 15, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Self care Friday if you feel so loved 🌞🫶🏽✨
Where #geecheesky at? 👀 I’d also like a good #gullahgeecheesky as well.
The Gullah Geechee heritage corridor is vast. Whaddup family!
The Gullah Geechee heritage corridor is vast. Whaddup family!
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Where #geecheesky at? 👀 I’d also like a good #gullahgeecheesky as well.
The Gullah Geechee heritage corridor is vast. Whaddup family!
The Gullah Geechee heritage corridor is vast. Whaddup family!
Some of yall are truly doing the Lord’s work with these lists. I’ve preemptively blocked and muted so many things.
This peace must be what Thanos felt when he went to that planet after he snapped half the universe into dust.
This peace must be what Thanos felt when he went to that planet after he snapped half the universe into dust.
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Some of yall are truly doing the Lord’s work with these lists. I’ve preemptively blocked and muted so many things.
This peace must be what Thanos felt when he went to that planet after he snapped half the universe into dust.
This peace must be what Thanos felt when he went to that planet after he snapped half the universe into dust.
My house rules allow this but ONLY if the draw 2 is the color they change it to. They can’t call red & you put a green draw 2.
November 15, 2024 at 1:17 PM
My house rules allow this but ONLY if the draw 2 is the color they change it to. They can’t call red & you put a green draw 2.
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Please!
Imma be real…y’all gonna have to show your faces over here. Leave the faceless avis on that other app
November 15, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Please!
Me, unprovoked: Baby, let’s mind meld. Are you ready?
Him: what? No. It’s not gonna work.
Me: It will work. We got this.
Him: Fuck it, let’s go.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Mustard
Him: Bourbon
Me: Are you there?
Him: WHERE?!? You know what? Whatever let’s do it.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Bratwurst
Him: Brat
Him: OH MY GOD!
Him: what? No. It’s not gonna work.
Me: It will work. We got this.
Him: Fuck it, let’s go.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Mustard
Him: Bourbon
Me: Are you there?
Him: WHERE?!? You know what? Whatever let’s do it.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Bratwurst
Him: Brat
Him: OH MY GOD!
November 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Me, unprovoked: Baby, let’s mind meld. Are you ready?
Him: what? No. It’s not gonna work.
Me: It will work. We got this.
Him: Fuck it, let’s go.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Mustard
Him: Bourbon
Me: Are you there?
Him: WHERE?!? You know what? Whatever let’s do it.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Bratwurst
Him: Brat
Him: OH MY GOD!
Him: what? No. It’s not gonna work.
Me: It will work. We got this.
Him: Fuck it, let’s go.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Mustard
Him: Bourbon
Me: Are you there?
Him: WHERE?!? You know what? Whatever let’s do it.
Me: 1… 2… 3… Bratwurst
Him: Brat
Him: OH MY GOD!
The commissary has the audacity to have TWO… count em, TWO oxtails in a pack. What am I gonna do with that but get mad? Don’t piss me off.
November 14, 2024 at 3:15 PM
The commissary has the audacity to have TWO… count em, TWO oxtails in a pack. What am I gonna do with that but get mad? Don’t piss me off.
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gonna miss Twitter, highest of keys. or at least what it used to be.
met and formed some lasting relationships with a lot of great people, got some awesome opportunities. it really was a pivotal app in my life.
but alas.
met and formed some lasting relationships with a lot of great people, got some awesome opportunities. it really was a pivotal app in my life.
but alas.
November 13, 2024 at 8:01 PM
gonna miss Twitter, highest of keys. or at least what it used to be.
met and formed some lasting relationships with a lot of great people, got some awesome opportunities. it really was a pivotal app in my life.
but alas.
met and formed some lasting relationships with a lot of great people, got some awesome opportunities. it really was a pivotal app in my life.
but alas.
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Dude is watching TV & picking cabinet members off the screen..
a woman with long black hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt .
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November 13, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Dude is watching TV & picking cabinet members off the screen..
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White and Latino families really are falling apart because of how folks voted in the election.
a man is sitting in a car with his tongue hanging out and smiling .
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November 13, 2024 at 7:43 PM
White and Latino families really are falling apart because of how folks voted in the election.
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Spill wasn’t nothing but Twitter with a “I’m not my ancestors” T-shirt
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November 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Spill wasn’t nothing but Twitter with a “I’m not my ancestors” T-shirt
I guess this is an opportunity to turn over a new leaf. I started Twitter in 2009… & that’s enough of that. 😂
November 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I guess this is an opportunity to turn over a new leaf. I started Twitter in 2009… & that’s enough of that. 😂