Unapplied Physicist
@unappliedphysicist.bsky.social
Physicist turned programmer wishing he could chuck it all to become a professional violinist.
Cat servant. He/him.
Cat servant. He/him.
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I'm not sure what was decided at Stonehenge during the winter solstice this year, but I approve of the new god/ruler/emperor/pagan supreme being or whatever the rank is of the one that was chosen:
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm not sure what was decided at Stonehenge during the winter solstice this year, but I approve of the new god/ruler/emperor/pagan supreme being or whatever the rank is of the one that was chosen:
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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Yes, you two can see the bottom of your bowls. But if you'd both just LOOK DOWN you'd see that there's still quite a bit of food there.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yes, you two can see the bottom of your bowls. But if you'd both just LOOK DOWN you'd see that there's still quite a bit of food there.
You'd be forgiven if you thought Aahz had decided to go punk, but his new mohawk haircut is because lately he gets angry when we try to brush his hips and belly.
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You'd be forgiven if you thought Aahz had decided to go punk, but his new mohawk haircut is because lately he gets angry when we try to brush his hips and belly.
Aahz, Halloween cat extraordinaire, getting a little extra napping in before kids start ringing the doorbell.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Aahz, Halloween cat extraordinaire, getting a little extra napping in before kids start ringing the doorbell.
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That's right beautiful
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
That's right beautiful
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SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY
December 12, 2024 at 5:43 PM
SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY
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Seriously, imagine this being the second-coolest photo taken of you in one day.
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Seriously, imagine this being the second-coolest photo taken of you in one day.
A little bit of forced perspective makes Dresden look even...fluffier. (That's a good adjective. Let's not fluff-shame.)
September 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A little bit of forced perspective makes Dresden look even...fluffier. (That's a good adjective. Let's not fluff-shame.)
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Seen on the side of a noodle shop in Chicago.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Seen on the side of a noodle shop in Chicago.
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I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I…
WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
September 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I…
WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
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Our country is being destroyed. But hey, look at these eight Maine Coon kittens.
August 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Our country is being destroyed. But hey, look at these eight Maine Coon kittens.
August 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm starting to think we're not doing a very good job restricting Hairy Dresden's kibble intake.
August 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm starting to think we're not doing a very good job restricting Hairy Dresden's kibble intake.
Dresden is very handsome today.
August 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Dresden is very handsome today.
Every day lately I've awakened to see my #cat Dresden guarding the bedroom door. From what, I wonder.
Intruders?
The other cat?
Cheeseburgers?
Intruders?
The other cat?
Cheeseburgers?
July 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Every day lately I've awakened to see my #cat Dresden guarding the bedroom door. From what, I wonder.
Intruders?
The other cat?
Cheeseburgers?
Intruders?
The other cat?
Cheeseburgers?
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You guys a very special angel came by my Comic-Con booth and blessed the ANATOMY
OF DOGS book
OF DOGS book
July 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You guys a very special angel came by my Comic-Con booth and blessed the ANATOMY
OF DOGS book
OF DOGS book
Some of you might see this and say, "Toe beans!" Others, aware of its capabilities, might call it a "murder mitten." Its true name, however, is Gonad Crusher, Compressor of Crotches.
July 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Some of you might see this and say, "Toe beans!" Others, aware of its capabilities, might call it a "murder mitten." Its true name, however, is Gonad Crusher, Compressor of Crotches.
Dresden has this look of utter incomprehension because I've just told him that he can't possibly be starving, as there are still several pieces of kibble in his bowl.
July 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dresden has this look of utter incomprehension because I've just told him that he can't possibly be starving, as there are still several pieces of kibble in his bowl.
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