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Unamused Giraffe
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Poems for a penny
Father bringing a daughter to the pediatrician-

Pediatrician: Why did you bring her here?!?
Father: What do you mean... We're here for her annual checkup?
Pediatrician: She's 13!!! No longer a child!!! Stop being a father figure and get that bratty teenage rebel OUT OF HERE!!!
August 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I would argue the first 7 or so years of your life don't count to becoming a citizen- just to become human. We are a nation founded on immigration. I'm not nearly enough of an expert on integration to know a time frame, but to say 18 years just because you had a controlled childhood feels immature.
May 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This feels disrespectful to your audience. We won't have to worry about that soon because all the self care products that'll still be on shelves will not be affordable to a large portion of the population. And forget traveling if people are being detained at the airport without due process.
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I don't even have close to $3000 in my bank account and I guard the loose change in my wallet like it'll save a child's life.
April 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What does holding the government in contempt look like?
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Serious question, what would 'holding the govt in contempt' look like? Fines? More court orders?
April 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Wow resigning in protest does soooooo much. I bet if anyone high up resigned in protest since January things would be different or have been affected at all. The people leading this country really respect their staff and would totally not just bash whoever resigned on the state media.
April 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM