When “the aroma of freshly risen donuts sizzling in the frying pot” is right there, why would you downgrade for generic boring old cookie smell?

I’m a teacher with an August birthday who was so thrilled to be expecting a September baby so she could be spared that fate, but the poor thing just had to show up three weeks early. I think we’re going to have to make “exciting family trip” the official August ritual.

That season had the best cast but the worst challenge/judging records. David and Michael from that season have a podcast called Soggy Bottom Boys that is delightful.

Braiding Sweetgrass, written and read by Robin Wall Kimmerer.

I would like to opt out of finding out, I was not doing any of the fucking around.