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Josh
@umyeverything.bsky.social
Captain Save a Hoe. Manifesting Greatness. Silly Goose The Best This Side of Houston.

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So what have I been up to the past few months? Dated a few people. Got a new job. Traveled a bit. Got a tan. Few tattoos. Lost some people. Gained a few. All in all it’s just been life
August 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I complete forgot I had this. What’s good?
August 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Let me put you on my back
January 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If this shit doesn’t work out I’m totally going the OF route
December 12, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Just walked by a coyote running past me? Skinwalker?
December 7, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Dandadan has been a hit everytime
December 7, 2024 at 7:12 AM
This thing is so ugly I love it to death
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Going to a new barber tomorrow and I’m nervous
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Starting No no Kuni and just the opening has me in a grip
December 5, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I could never be white tee poison
December 5, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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My fiancé and I never say that we’re broke

…..we are in between abundance.
December 3, 2024 at 1:48 PM
When they start rapping get me out the car. At least be on beat
December 3, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Cuzzo wants to be in my photos so bad
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Get yourself a sad straight boy. That man will treat like royalty
December 2, 2024 at 11:49 PM
That’s bae three
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Out drinking alone and honestly…..I could use another shot
December 2, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Cancelled my gym membership just to find out they were putting up new times anyway. I dodged a bullet
December 1, 2024 at 9:35 PM
The streets are calling me to go out but I have to be have!
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I need a sunroof
November 30, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Drunk off a four loko with the gang banger cousin and all I can think about it that I should have brought my headphones
November 30, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Coworker bought me a four loko. I really do manifest things
November 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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Mongolian Titan
November 29, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Thinking of deleting my twitter idk yet
November 29, 2024 at 6:19 AM