Umi Majo - Brattuber
@umimajo.bsky.social
Born of salt, sustained by chaos.
Live M/W/F 6 PM PT — come test your faith.
↓ Enter the depths
http://umimajo.com
Live M/W/F 6 PM PT — come test your faith.
↓ Enter the depths
http://umimajo.com
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Umi Majo - Brattuber
@umimajo.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Listen up ya mother suckers!
Here is my permanent schedule (maybe, possibly, probably)
Watch here: twitch.tv/umi_majo
Join the discord for updates on changes and special events: discord.gg/zeRw7TFgsP
Here is my permanent schedule (maybe, possibly, probably)
Watch here: twitch.tv/umi_majo
Join the discord for updates on changes and special events: discord.gg/zeRw7TFgsP
There's still so much coming for my 3 year anniversary this weekend! While you wait for the madness tomorrow, grab some of my new merch on @uwumarket.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
There's still so much coming for my 3 year anniversary this weekend! While you wait for the madness tomorrow, grab some of my new merch on @uwumarket.bsky.social
Care you gamba?
To celebrate my 3 year anniversary, I am giving away signed posters! Join the dickscord (link below) to enter and get more info in the news channel!
See you in 2 hours for my ¿¿ʇnqǝp ʇıɟʇno ʍǝu¿¿ 💜 umi_majo
To celebrate my 3 year anniversary, I am giving away signed posters! Join the dickscord (link below) to enter and get more info in the news channel!
See you in 2 hours for my ¿¿ʇnqǝp ʇıɟʇno ʍǝu¿¿ 💜 umi_majo
December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Care you gamba?
To celebrate my 3 year anniversary, I am giving away signed posters! Join the dickscord (link below) to enter and get more info in the news channel!
See you in 2 hours for my ¿¿ʇnqǝp ʇıɟʇno ʍǝu¿¿ 💜 umi_majo
To celebrate my 3 year anniversary, I am giving away signed posters! Join the dickscord (link below) to enter and get more info in the news channel!
See you in 2 hours for my ¿¿ʇnqǝp ʇıɟʇno ʍǝu¿¿ 💜 umi_majo
24 hours until my outfit debut!
Just an outfit. Nothing else. Clearly.
Look. The outfit is right there.
2PM PT | 5PM ET 💜 umi_majo
Just an outfit. Nothing else. Clearly.
Look. The outfit is right there.
2PM PT | 5PM ET 💜 umi_majo
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
24 hours until my outfit debut!
Just an outfit. Nothing else. Clearly.
Look. The outfit is right there.
2PM PT | 5PM ET 💜 umi_majo
Just an outfit. Nothing else. Clearly.
Look. The outfit is right there.
2PM PT | 5PM ET 💜 umi_majo
Is... Windows giving me a directive?
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is... Windows giving me a directive?
My problem is I wake up at normal-human hours with goblin intentions.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My problem is I wake up at normal-human hours with goblin intentions.
This weekend marks 3 years since I started streaming 🦑
⏰ SAT 2PM PT / 5PM ET
✨ New outfit
✨ New emotes
✨ New animations
✨ New expressions
✨ New Merch
⏰ SUN 5PM PT / 8PM ET
🎮 Minecraft Crowd Control
🌍 Public server
⏰ SAT 2PM PT / 5PM ET
✨ New outfit
✨ New emotes
✨ New animations
✨ New expressions
✨ New Merch
⏰ SUN 5PM PT / 8PM ET
🎮 Minecraft Crowd Control
🌍 Public server
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This weekend marks 3 years since I started streaming 🦑
⏰ SAT 2PM PT / 5PM ET
✨ New outfit
✨ New emotes
✨ New animations
✨ New expressions
✨ New Merch
⏰ SUN 5PM PT / 8PM ET
🎮 Minecraft Crowd Control
🌍 Public server
⏰ SAT 2PM PT / 5PM ET
✨ New outfit
✨ New emotes
✨ New animations
✨ New expressions
✨ New Merch
⏰ SUN 5PM PT / 8PM ET
🎮 Minecraft Crowd Control
🌍 Public server
Tell the truth: what’s the personality trait you swear is “charming,” but everyone else survives out of politeness?
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Tell the truth: what’s the personality trait you swear is “charming,” but everyone else survives out of politeness?
I don’t have resting bitch face, I have resting “plot twist imminent.”
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I don’t have resting bitch face, I have resting “plot twist imminent.”
If I'm ever acting evil, I’m not doing it for a tragic backstory. I’m doing it for fun!
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If I'm ever acting evil, I’m not doing it for a tragic backstory. I’m doing it for fun!
Some of you deserve to be studied in a lab and I say that with admiration and concern.
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Some of you deserve to be studied in a lab and I say that with admiration and concern.
If you see me typing and deleting, mind your business. The world isn’t ready for my first draft.
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you see me typing and deleting, mind your business. The world isn’t ready for my first draft.
Let’s get matching Xmas sweaters!
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Let’s get matching Xmas sweaters!
If we had a falling out... you better come back with patch notes on your fixes.
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
If we had a falling out... you better come back with patch notes on your fixes.
Every friend group has someone who disappears for 3 days and then comes back like nothing happened. I support their mission.
December 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Every friend group has someone who disappears for 3 days and then comes back like nothing happened. I support their mission.
The sea is calm today. Suspicious. I didn’t authorize that.
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The sea is calm today. Suspicious. I didn’t authorize that.
I judge people by how they react when something touches their foot in the water.
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I judge people by how they react when something touches their foot in the water.
“I don’t do drama.” Baby, you ARE drama.
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
“I don’t do drama.” Baby, you ARE drama.
My personality is 40% confidence, 40% chaos, 20% “this seemed funny at the time.”
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My personality is 40% confidence, 40% chaos, 20% “this seemed funny at the time.”
Come to my just-an-outfit-and-nothing-else debut on Dec 20.
🎨 @artsvenger
🎨 @artsvenger
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Come to my just-an-outfit-and-nothing-else debut on Dec 20.
🎨 @artsvenger
🎨 @artsvenger
Every day I try to behave… and every day something stupid happens and I lose the plot.
December 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Every day I try to behave… and every day something stupid happens and I lose the plot.
The ocean is 80% unexplored and somehow still less confusing than the vtuber drama cycle.
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The ocean is 80% unexplored and somehow still less confusing than the vtuber drama cycle.
Men keep saying “I’m just a simple guy.” Yes, we noticed.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Men keep saying “I’m just a simple guy.” Yes, we noticed.
I’m not a main character. I’m the mid-season villain.
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m not a main character. I’m the mid-season villain.
Is it normal to go from “aww cute” to “I WILL END EVERYTHING” in under 4 seconds or is that just me?
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Is it normal to go from “aww cute” to “I WILL END EVERYTHING” in under 4 seconds or is that just me?