Umi Majo - Brattuber
@umimajo.bsky.social
Born of salt, sustained by chaos.
Live M/W/F 6 PM PT — come test your faith.
↓ Enter the depths
http://umimajo.com
Live M/W/F 6 PM PT — come test your faith.
↓ Enter the depths
http://umimajo.com
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Umi Majo - Brattuber
@umimajo.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Listen up ya mother suckers!
Here is my permanent schedule (maybe, possibly, probably)
Watch here: twitch.tv/umi_majo
Join the discord for updates on changes and special events: discord.gg/zeRw7TFgsP
Here is my permanent schedule (maybe, possibly, probably)
Watch here: twitch.tv/umi_majo
Join the discord for updates on changes and special events: discord.gg/zeRw7TFgsP
I’m not a main character. I’m the mid-season villain.
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m not a main character. I’m the mid-season villain.
Is it normal to go from “aww cute” to “I WILL END EVERYTHING” in under 4 seconds or is that just me?
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Is it normal to go from “aww cute” to “I WILL END EVERYTHING” in under 4 seconds or is that just me?
I will never understand guys who just start insulting us when we aren't showing interest. Buddy... that's not going to help you.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I will never understand guys who just start insulting us when we aren't showing interest. Buddy... that's not going to help you.
I'm romantic! See?!
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm romantic! See?!
I said “don’t test me” and you heard “please push the big red button.” Incredible literacy skills.
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I said “don’t test me” and you heard “please push the big red button.” Incredible literacy skills.
If you have “chill vibes” in your bio I already know you’re going to ruin my day.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you have “chill vibes” in your bio I already know you’re going to ruin my day.
Make your choice mother sucker
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Make your choice mother sucker
“I can fix her.” Bro, you can't even fix your own life.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
“I can fix her.” Bro, you can't even fix your own life.
Normalize blocking people for tone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Normalize blocking people for tone.
Two weeks until my outfit debut! Surely it will be fine! Look how cute my hoodie was!
🎨 @xmegantronx.bsky.social
🎨 @xmegantronx.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Two weeks until my outfit debut! Surely it will be fine! Look how cute my hoodie was!
🎨 @xmegantronx.bsky.social
🎨 @xmegantronx.bsky.social
Sometimes I remember this guy who once said “I don’t date crazy women” and then spent 3 months trying to date me anyway. Be serious.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Sometimes I remember this guy who once said “I don’t date crazy women” and then spent 3 months trying to date me anyway. Be serious.
I said nothing but you still felt attacked. Interesting.
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I said nothing but you still felt attacked. Interesting.
I will absolutely start a fight I cannot finish.
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I will absolutely start a fight I cannot finish.
I don’t spiral, I corkscrew directly into your butt.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don’t spiral, I corkscrew directly into your butt.
Every inconvenience today is going directly on my villain résumé.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Every inconvenience today is going directly on my villain résumé.
I’m one dumb comment away from summoning something with too many teeth.
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m one dumb comment away from summoning something with too many teeth.
Don’t challenge me. I escalate recreationally.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Don’t challenge me. I escalate recreationally.
If I wanted your dignity I’d take it. You don’t use it anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
If I wanted your dignity I’d take it. You don’t use it anyway.
Apologies are supposed to be about accountability, not about securing a specific reaction. If you’re mad I didn’t play along, that says plenty.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Apologies are supposed to be about accountability, not about securing a specific reaction. If you’re mad I didn’t play along, that says plenty.
Going to ASMR this
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Going to ASMR this
Why must I be intolerant to wheat and cheese but crave pizza so much?
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Why must I be intolerant to wheat and cheese but crave pizza so much?
If something goes wrong, I’m blaming fate, astrology, and whoever looked at me weird that day.
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If something goes wrong, I’m blaming fate, astrology, and whoever looked at me weird that day.
Who wants a treat?
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Who wants a treat?
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The first vtuber's name you see will be your downfall in 2026
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The first vtuber's name you see will be your downfall in 2026