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umbrage.bsky.social
Duchess of Umbrage
@umbrage.bsky.social
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Real good-lookin bummed-out patriarchy-blamer posting from Dreadful Acres Farm in the TX Hill Country. Known in an alternate timeline as Twisty Faster.

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I said this last night!
Outdoors, sunset. Neon orange clouds against an azure sky, with green grass in the foreground and silhouetted oaks in the middle.
August 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
umbrage.bsky.social
Dude, I get it. I’ve got CATS now! Oh, wait
July 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
umbrage.bsky.social
SOMEBODY just rolled in fresh horse poo.I don't have the spoons to bathe a poo-rollin' recalcitrant cattle dog tonight, so I guess she will be banned from the bedroom this evening. She usually sleeps right next to me so this pains me sorely. I know she doesn't get it; horse poo smells great to her.
Outdoors, dusk. A blue heeler mutt standing on a rock wall looks back over her shoulder at the camera with a quizzical expression.
December 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Other Kitten has been grooming my head for 20 minutes and now I'm drowning in cat spit
Black and white selfie of my cat on my head, with a photoshopped overlay of ocean waves
November 30, 2024 at 11:44 PM
umbrage.bsky.social
Other Kitten has been grooming my head for 20 minutes and now I'm drowning in cat spit
Black and white selfie of my cat on my head, with a photoshopped overlay of ocean waves
November 30, 2024 at 11:44 PM
umbrage.bsky.social
Clover practicing for the Feline High Steel Championships. Happy #Caturday butches!
Daytime, indoors, bedroom looking out a picture window with trees and stuff in the background. In the foreground a grey tabby kitten is stretched out, precariously balancing on the boom arm of an iPad stand, pawing at the usb cable. One hind leg dangles nonchalantly.
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 PM
umbrage.bsky.social
Clover practicing for the Feline High Steel Championships. Happy #Caturday butches!
Daytime, indoors, bedroom looking out a picture window with trees and stuff in the background. In the foreground a grey tabby kitten is stretched out, precariously balancing on the boom arm of an iPad stand, pawing at the usb cable. One hind leg dangles nonchalantly.
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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"Moar shots!"

#caturday
Indoors. Closeup of a silver tabby kitten on a human bed. She’s horizontal on her back with her mouth open and her lil pink tongue sticking out and her arms sticking out also. She looks kinda drunk.
November 24, 2024 at 2:18 AM
umbrage.bsky.social
I’ve got the 8lb version
White Pomeranian stretched out luxuriously on a puffy duvet, fast asleep
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
umbrage.bsky.social
@iBlame@kolektiva.social 11/21/24, 8:11 AM Only just now grasped why christofascists are so gung-fucking-ho about armageddon. It's not about God or eternal life in a cloud-paradise or any of that shit. It's this: if the world is about to end, they're free RIGHT NOW to indulge their basest impulses, because if there's no future, there will be no consequences. It liberates'em to be assholes. They just dry-hump Baby Jesus so they can sleep at night. Basic Manson-style Helter Skelter.
November 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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If only
Factstream screenshot 3:53 PM CST Threads post "The U.S Senate accidentally passed a bill banning Trump from becoming President, and Biden is planning to sign it ////“pants on fire” graphic from Politifact
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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Kittens, man. They’re epic.
Nighttime, screen porch. A tabby kitten clings spread-eagle to the window screen several feet off the ground. Moody black and white image.
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Teddy’s brain may be the size of a walnut but he’s got it goin’ on in the Jason Momoa dept. #horses
Outdoors, daytime, horse paddock. Closeup head shot of my black Friesian gelding Teddy staring regally over a wood fence. He’s got a curly black mane and ample chin hair.
November 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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My horse is so pretty
Barn interior. Closeup of a chestnut Arabian facing the camera and baring her teeth in a grotesque manner
August 23, 2023 at 6:05 PM
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I am a year older than this fuck
Me posing against a brick wall in leopard pants and messy hair, lookin like a teenager
August 23, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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Greetings, Earthlings. Thought I’d make my first post a palatable one. This is my horse.
Outside, tree-dotted horse paddock with a loafing shed in the background. Front view of a chestnut Arabian dipping her muzzle into a giant bucket of hay.
July 12, 2023 at 2:26 AM