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Now THAT'S the UMass basketball we know 🙄
February 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This UMass-Duquesne game is an absolute mess, lol.
February 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Our win over Dayton isn't looking all that impressive anymore, tbh.
January 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lots of people talking--rightfully--about Cole O'Hara's hat trick.

Not enough people talking about the absolute killing spree Kenny Connors went on halfway through the second period.
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This fucking game, lol.
January 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
DP Dough's most bewildering menu item:
January 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hrabal rocking his UMass mask at the juniors makes me very happy. It's the little things.
December 29, 2024 at 11:09 PM
As the holiday spirit has moved me, I'm going to watch Die Hard for the second night in a row.
December 24, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Has Ghosty been kidnapped?
I want to apologize to Bernadette McGlade.

I also want to apologize to SLU fans and Travis Ford
December 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Wish I had taken the over on goalie-interference calls this game. Sheesh.
December 8, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Beautiful.
the number 3 is on a red background with a cb logo
ALT: the number 3 is on a red background with a cb logo
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December 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
No calling that one back!
the number 2 is lit up in the dark
ALT: the number 2 is lit up in the dark
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December 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
No goal!
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
ugh
December 7, 2024 at 11:21 PM
a neon sign that says t on it
ALT: a neon sign that says t on it
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December 7, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Should be chopping veg for stuffing right now, but oh well.

Let's go U!!!
November 27, 2024 at 8:44 PM
OK, clawing our way back...
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
shit
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
DIGGINS!
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
a neon sign that says the number 5 on it
ALT: a neon sign that says the number 5 on it
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November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
And now that he's out of the box, I can safely say that penalty was hilarious.
November 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
SUNIEV!
November 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Maybe after attending the football and basketball games, the MAC commissioner will kick us out of the MAC? Please?
November 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Anyone here need a ticket to tomorrow night's hockey game vs Michigan? I can't make it, so I'm looking for a good home for my seat in section H.
October 13, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Am I a bad person for wishing Curt Schilling was dead instead of Tim Wakefield?
October 1, 2023 at 9:39 PM