Piña Colada
@umapineapple.bsky.social
The Uma who goes well with everything. (Self proclaimed.)
"Oh, right, right. The Sunday tradition of flaunting our bodies for the fans."
Don't say it like that.
"I suppose I'll just post a selfie."
...Piña, that's not your face. Is it even a selfie at that poi-
"I'll caption it 'My strongest feature' aaand... Post."
Don't say it like that.
"I suppose I'll just post a selfie."
...Piña, that's not your face. Is it even a selfie at that poi-
"I'll caption it 'My strongest feature' aaand... Post."
July 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Oh, right, right. The Sunday tradition of flaunting our bodies for the fans."
Don't say it like that.
"I suppose I'll just post a selfie."
...Piña, that's not your face. Is it even a selfie at that poi-
"I'll caption it 'My strongest feature' aaand... Post."
Don't say it like that.
"I suppose I'll just post a selfie."
...Piña, that's not your face. Is it even a selfie at that poi-
"I'll caption it 'My strongest feature' aaand... Post."
The writer of this account is nearing thirty. Writers under the age of 18 should not perceive me.
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The writer of this account is nearing thirty. Writers under the age of 18 should not perceive me.
"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared."
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
July 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared."
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.