Piña Colada
@umapineapple.bsky.social
The Uma who goes well with everything. (Self proclaimed.)
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Piña Colada
@umapineapple.bsky.social
· Jul 20
"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared."
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.
"Too little, too late. This place and everybody in it is a lost cause. Maybe I'd consider it if this place had shown some promise by now, but it hasn't. There's nothing of value here."
"Pleeeaaasseee? Come on. Come on.... Pleeeaaasseeee..."
...Oh... She's ripping off those braces as she is trying to stand her ground.
"Don't leave... Sodashi sees you as a friend... Don't leave her here. We can scout people for a racing team!"
...Oh... She's ripping off those braces as she is trying to stand her ground.
"Don't leave... Sodashi sees you as a friend... Don't leave her here. We can scout people for a racing team!"
"Nope. I'm done. This place is boring and the few people in it are annoying."
She's not stopping.
"I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."
She's not stopping.
"I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."
July 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Too little, too late. This place and everybody in it is a lost cause. Maybe I'd consider it if this place had shown some promise by now, but it hasn't. There's nothing of value here."
"Nope. I'm done. This place is boring and the few people in it are annoying."
She's not stopping.
"I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."
She's not stopping.
"I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."
"...Sodashi wants to help you. Come on. Come oooonnnnn. Please?
If you become more popular than Sodashi then Sodashi can retire from racing and declare you as #1 !"
Really?
If you become more popular than Sodashi then Sodashi can retire from racing and declare you as #1 !"
Really?
"Oh great, you're annoying and you completely overstep. Well, you signed me up. Now it's your job to explain why I won't be there."
July 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Nope. I'm done. This place is boring and the few people in it are annoying."
She's not stopping.
"I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."
She's not stopping.
"I'm not sinking more time into something that displayed zero redeeming qualities."
"Oh great, you're annoying and you completely overstep. Well, you signed me up. Now it's your job to explain why I won't be there."
"...Pleeeaaasseee? Sodashi may have signed you up for the debut race anyways."
SHE WHAT!?! Without her permission!?
"She wants to see you race! Please! Please!?"
SHE WHAT!?! Without her permission!?
"She wants to see you race! Please! Please!?"
"Get off of me-"
She's pulling Sodashi's hair-
"There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."
She's pulling Sodashi's hair-
"There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."
July 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Oh great, you're annoying and you completely overstep. Well, you signed me up. Now it's your job to explain why I won't be there."
"Get off of me-"
She's pulling Sodashi's hair-
"There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."
She's pulling Sodashi's hair-
"There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."
....She super glued herself onto Pinas leg.
"Pleeeaaasseee! It can't end this way! Come on! Give Sodashi a chance! She'll be your servant! Your maid! Anything! Don't leeeaaaveee!"
"Pleeeaaasseee! It can't end this way! Come on! Give Sodashi a chance! She'll be your servant! Your maid! Anything! Don't leeeaaaveee!"
"Nope. I'm turning in my withdrawal papers and buying a plane ticket."
She's power walking away-.
She's power walking away-.
July 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Get off of me-"
She's pulling Sodashi's hair-
"There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."
She's pulling Sodashi's hair-
"There's no reason for me to stay here. I'd probably be leaving in a couple of days even if you weren't so annoying."
"Nope. I'm turning in my withdrawal papers and buying a plane ticket."
She's power walking away-.
She's power walking away-.
"Wait. No! Come on! Don't leave, Pina! Not all of us are bad! Come on!"
She's going to try and follow her, frowning.
"Please! She'll do anything to keep you around! Pleeeaaasseee!?"
She's going to try and follow her, frowning.
"Please! She'll do anything to keep you around! Pleeeaaasseee!?"
"..."
She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing.
"Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares."
She's seriously leaving?!
She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing.
"Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares."
She's seriously leaving?!
July 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Nope. I'm turning in my withdrawal papers and buying a plane ticket."
She's power walking away-.
She's power walking away-.
"..."
She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing.
"Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares."
She's seriously leaving?!
She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing.
"Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares."
She's seriously leaving?!
"....Nah. A lot of them are not as bad as me."
She is being truthful.
"There's 2196 of us so..."
Do not bring up that number, dammit--.
She is being truthful.
"There's 2196 of us so..."
Do not bring up that number, dammit--.
"...If they're anything like you, I might need to move to another country instead of just dropping out."
Oof-.
Oof-.
July 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"..."
She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing.
"Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares."
She's seriously leaving?!
She's just going to finish this attempt, and... Still nothing.
"Alright, well, if there's that many, then I'm definitely leaving. See you in my nightmares."
She's seriously leaving?!
"...If they're anything like you, I might need to move to another country instead of just dropping out."
Oof-.
Oof-.
"Come on. Sodashi is a good person! She has told her family about you!"
...Oh no. Did she really...?
"You're one of her friends!"
...Oh no. Did she really...?
"You're one of her friends!"
"Yeah, I think I'll pass. You're kind of just irritating like a lot of Pokemon rivals."
Oof.
Oof.
July 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"...If they're anything like you, I might need to move to another country instead of just dropping out."
Oof-.
Oof-.
"Yeah, I think I'll pass. You're kind of just irritating like a lot of Pokemon rivals."
Oof.
Oof.
"Sodashi wants to be friends with you, though. You look like one of her siblings, after all."
Oh.
"Is that so wrong?"
Oh.
"Is that so wrong?"
"Then fend for yourself instead of dropping everything to stare at me like a kid who insists on saying hi to every stranger who walks by their house."
July 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Yeah, I think I'll pass. You're kind of just irritating like a lot of Pokemon rivals."
Oof.
Oof.
"Then fend for yourself instead of dropping everything to stare at me like a kid who insists on saying hi to every stranger who walks by their house."
"Sodashi is just curious, you know? Her sisters aren't here right now. So she has to fend for herself!"
"...Words cannot describe how much I want to punch you sometimes."
July 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Then fend for yourself instead of dropping everything to stare at me like a kid who insists on saying hi to every stranger who walks by their house."
"...Words cannot describe how much I want to punch you sometimes."
"She wants to see how you can do it so she can learn. At the very least I can see what I am doing wrong if you are doing it well!"
"...Now you're just being unnecessarily difficult. Fine leave the machines open so somebody will win the plushes before you do. It's your own fault if you end up with even fewer to grab later."
July 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"...Words cannot describe how much I want to punch you sometimes."
"...Now you're just being unnecessarily difficult. Fine leave the machines open so somebody will win the plushes before you do. It's your own fault if you end up with even fewer to grab later."
"Sodashi wants to watch you first. And those machines aren't enough, especially since I want to get a plush for each of my relatives."
"...Seriously, there are other machines here. There's an open one right next to me. You don't have to wait until I'm done."
July 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"...Now you're just being unnecessarily difficult. Fine leave the machines open so somebody will win the plushes before you do. It's your own fault if you end up with even fewer to grab later."
"...Seriously, there are other machines here. There's an open one right next to me. You don't have to wait until I'm done."
"Sodashi likes seeing others do stuff. And besides, she can casually wait for it to be open. She needs to get a gift for her sister soon. So this would work."
"Well sure. Sports on TV are for people who don't have the opportunity to properly play them themselves. But there are other machines. You can play the crane game yourself."
July 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"...Seriously, there are other machines here. There's an open one right next to me. You don't have to wait until I'm done."
"Well sure. Sports on TV are for people who don't have the opportunity to properly play them themselves. But there are other machines. You can play the crane game yourself."
"It is pretty fun to Sodashi! It is more fun than sports on TV!"
...Piña likes having an audience and all, but...
"...This can't possibly be fun to watch."
"...This can't possibly be fun to watch."
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"Well sure. Sports on TV are for people who don't have the opportunity to properly play them themselves. But there are other machines. You can play the crane game yourself."
...Piña likes having an audience and all, but...
"...This can't possibly be fun to watch."
"...This can't possibly be fun to watch."
She's just going to attend being an audience for the crane game. Don't mind her.
"...Dammit."
Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.
Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.
July 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
...Piña likes having an audience and all, but...
"...This can't possibly be fun to watch."
"...This can't possibly be fun to watch."
"...Dammit."
Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.
Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.
July 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"...Dammit."
Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.
Piña can't resist any longer... She's going back to the crane game.
Swimming.
...Just swimming.
Not thoughts. Only pool.
...Just swimming.
Not thoughts. Only pool.
July 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Swimming.
...Just swimming.
Not thoughts. Only pool.
...Just swimming.
Not thoughts. Only pool.
"...Heh~"
Piña, you can't just chuckle at somebody getting struck by lightning because they're overwhelming-.
Piña, you can't just chuckle at somebody getting struck by lightning because they're overwhelming-.
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"...Heh~"
Piña, you can't just chuckle at somebody getting struck by lightning because they're overwhelming-.
Piña, you can't just chuckle at somebody getting struck by lightning because they're overwhelming-.
Speaking of which, she also picked somebody up and had to be choked out.
.....Okay. She is fixing the blender situation as we speak....
erm.... When she wakes up.
erm.... When she wakes up.
Second blender incident.
July 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Speaking of which, she also picked somebody up and had to be choked out.
Second blender incident.
....Okay. That is one incident. But any others-?
The blender incident.
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Second blender incident.
The blender incident.
Come on.... Is there any proof that Sodashi isn't the smartest horse here-?
Sodashi doesn't come across as very smart, so... Anything is possible.
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The blender incident.
Sodashi doesn't come across as very smart, so... Anything is possible.
...Was Sodashi mixing up squids and starfish? What even is that?
...Though to be fair she did almost get dragged under so..
...Though to be fair she did almost get dragged under so..
That's a squid. Or octopus. Not a starfish. Starfish have arms, not tentacles.
July 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sodashi doesn't come across as very smart, so... Anything is possible.
That's a squid. Or octopus. Not a starfish. Starfish have arms, not tentacles.
...Is that a giant tentacle in the distance coming out while she was knocked out?
Is... Is Sodashi correct the entire time!?!
Is... Is Sodashi correct the entire time!?!
...Still dangerously close to the sand, so Piña's still going to get up and just leave Sodashi on the ground. The crabs will be eating well.
July 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That's a squid. Or octopus. Not a starfish. Starfish have arms, not tentacles.
...Still dangerously close to the sand, so Piña's still going to get up and just leave Sodashi on the ground. The crabs will be eating well.
...There can be a Star Wars reference thrown in for Pina at this rate with sand.
...But she /is/ slowing down... she stopped inches before getting to the sandy parts of the beach and collapsed-.
...But she /is/ slowing down... she stopped inches before getting to the sandy parts of the beach and collapsed-.
"..."
Choking harder-
If Piña ends up touching sand, she is going to leave Sodashi's unconscious body exposed to the elements.
Choking harder-
If Piña ends up touching sand, she is going to leave Sodashi's unconscious body exposed to the elements.
July 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
...Still dangerously close to the sand, so Piña's still going to get up and just leave Sodashi on the ground. The crabs will be eating well.
"..."
Choking harder-
If Piña ends up touching sand, she is going to leave Sodashi's unconscious body exposed to the elements.
Choking harder-
If Piña ends up touching sand, she is going to leave Sodashi's unconscious body exposed to the elements.
Oh... She is running at extremely high speeds while being choked out.
I-Is she trying to run to the beach before she is knocked out!?!
I-Is she trying to run to the beach before she is knocked out!?!
...Well, clearly Piña's only option now is to put Sodashi in a headlock and choke her out.
July 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"..."
Choking harder-
If Piña ends up touching sand, she is going to leave Sodashi's unconscious body exposed to the elements.
Choking harder-
If Piña ends up touching sand, she is going to leave Sodashi's unconscious body exposed to the elements.
...Well, clearly Piña's only option now is to put Sodashi in a headlock and choke her out.
"...."
She's latching onto Pina as she is running off with her.
"Sodashi isn't crazy! Sodashi knows the giant Starfish exists! She needs to show people proof!"
She's latching onto Pina as she is running off with her.
"Sodashi isn't crazy! Sodashi knows the giant Starfish exists! She needs to show people proof!"
"...I should probably find the director's office too, so I know where to leave the paperwork when I turn it in."
...Yep. She's absolutely not having it.
...Yep. She's absolutely not having it.
July 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
...Well, clearly Piña's only option now is to put Sodashi in a headlock and choke her out.