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UmAnOnion
@umanonion.bsky.social
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Just your friendly, neighborhood nutjob, posting shite when the mood strikes... which is often... very often... you have been warned.
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UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · May 21
Actually, I also do it to piss you off enough to make you throw your phone or maybe curse my existance for a moment... Yes I am sick like that...
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hope y'all had a good weekend!
#SaturdaySass
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Well, have you???
#SaturdaySass
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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and even if I were being bad, I was damned good at it...
#SaturdaySass
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
umanonion.bsky.social
A gentle reminder:
#SaturdaySass
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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All of those big city, suit-wearing gentlemen can stop by if they need a shoulder to cry on...
#SaturdaySass
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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what day is it?!?!?!

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#Wordle_NYT
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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well, didn't you?
#FridayFoolery
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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is it today??? Please tell me it's today.... i over did it on cranberry juice yesterday and am ready to unload...
#FridayFoolery
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Teh weekend isnt over yet. buddy....
#FridayFoolery
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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50% off at shortite would go a looooong way for me right now....
#FridayFoolery
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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so.... who's getting me something nice today??

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#Wordle_NYT
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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i would think they might wanna bump up the age limit... get more meat that way...
#TurkeyDayTidbits
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Is there gonna be punch to go with that pie?
#TurkeyDayTidbits
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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rebuttals?
#TurkeyDayTidbits
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Mixing things up a bit today...
#TurkeyDayTidbits
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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happy turkey day to those who so observe...

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#Wordle_NYT
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Sure.. just pop it into the microwave for a bit .. That will work real good!!
#WackadooWednesday
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Hey it makes it a lot easier to catch them...
#WackadooWednesday
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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And if you fuck that up, you gonna be on paper plate duty.
#WackadooWednesday
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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For bonus points: video would go a long way
#WackadooWednesday
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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so we are going with personal attacks today???

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#Wordle_NYT
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Considering the quality of some y'all's cooking, this wouldn't be such a bad thing.
#TastyTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Hhhmmmm.....
#TastyTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Uuuuhhhhh....
#TastyTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I thought it was KFC that was supposed to be finger likin' good...
#TastyTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM