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UmAnOnion
@umanonion.bsky.social
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Just your friendly, neighborhood nutjob, posting shite when the mood strikes... which is often... very often... you have been warned.
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UmAnOnion @umanonion.bsky.social · May 21
Actually, I also do it to piss you off enough to make you throw your phone or maybe curse my existance for a moment... Yes I am sick like that...
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And on this note...
#WackadooWednesday
#meme
#Memes
February 18, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Me this morning... And just about every other morning...
#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
#Memes
February 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Sorry... Couldn't find one for Evil Dead....

#WackadooWednesday
#Meme
#Memes
February 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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A gentle reminder: ashy is trashy...
#WackadooWednesday
February 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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So... what should I give up for Lent? How about Lent itself??

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#Wordle_NYT
February 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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For the record, I am fat every other day as well...
#TastyTuesday
#MardiGras
#Memes
#Meme
February 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Y'all are wrong... Just plain wrong...
#MardiGras
#TastyTuesday
#Meme
#Memes
February 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Today is not the day.... And that knife is not the one...
#TastyTuesday
#MardiGras
#Meme
#Memes
February 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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I am a smidge concerned as to what she did to get those beads... And what he should have done to get the King Cake...
#TastyTuesday
#MardiGras
#Meme
#Memes
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Not soon enough, dammit...
#TastyTuesday
#MardiGras
#Meme
#Memes
February 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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I really don't wanna go to work today...

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February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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my post-Vday thought process...

#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Bet you are sitting there trying this now...

#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
February 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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I ask most of these questions on a daily basis.

#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
February 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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I am also gonna wrap myself in a blanket like its chilly...

#MusicalMonday
#Meme
#Memes
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Moody Monday it is then...

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#Wordle_NYT
February 16, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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What the f.....
#Bugonia

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Bugonia (2025) ⭐ 7.4 | Comedy, Crime, Sci-Fi
1h 58m | R
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February 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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some people are just no fun...

#SundaySnark
#Meme
#Memes
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Plus a little bit spicy to boot...

#SundaySnark
#Memes
#Meme
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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it's just about that time of year again...
#SundaySnark
#Memes
#Meme
February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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this is one way to get it on the best sellers charts...

#SundaySnark
#Meme
#Memes
February 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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It's a Slow-mo Sunday...

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February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Bonus points if they sigh deeply as they head off into the distance...
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
February 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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If anybody wants to join in, I'll be starting in the village around 7....
#SaturdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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So how's your VD going??
#SatutdaySass
#Meme
#Memes
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM