Ultrazoop
ultrazoop.bsky.social
Ultrazoop
@ultrazoop.bsky.social
county park ranger/undergrad bio student/nature photography enthusiast. passionate about the national park service and c. elegans
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I watched my father get rid of an intact baguette by feeding it into the running garbage disposal an inch at a time. It took five minutes and it broke my spirit as a child.
July 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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SCULLY: that's the 3rd nightclub fire this week

MULDER: get this—911 call describes a woman "fire burning on the dancefloor"

SCULLY: you think she set the fire?

MULDER: Scully I think she *was* the fire. Certain Jamaican folk songs describe a woman with a body of flame, born once every 100 years
June 13, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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hippopotamus being abducted

prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

#hippopotamus #alien
November 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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it is done and over
October 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM