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kristopher, melbourne, gay, crippling video game addition
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December 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
- friend I lived with did UI UX design
- id stroll over and comment on alignment and choices in the steps
- the agency was looking to hire a junior, thought my feedback and general comments were better their applicants
- learned on the job, now in a senior position at a large corp
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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And it’s still fuck Debra messing 🖕🏽cunt
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
swapping back to android, xiaomi 15t pro with a tablet only $1099 👀
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
these tissues smell like the inside of my grandmothers 323 protege 🤔
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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ALSO this trash is the top of the “most popular” filter

AND YET PC Gamer has nearly 300k more followers. What are we doing here, Steam
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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they need to execute the people who made creative cloud
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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work again…
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
need an orange replica camaleonda couch so bad
October 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
as fun as ZA is, the city looks the same no matter where you are, has different districts but other than name and layout what’s different? honestly giving syphon filter PS1…..
October 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
trap a mosquito and call it ivan
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
people don’t believe when i say i don’t know shit about cooking.. 31 years old and just discovering caramelising onion involves sugar 😶‍🌫️
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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people can say taylor's just meeting market demand, but i think this ignores the cult-like social participation element of swifties' behavior online. it becomes a game where the only real incentive is to boost numbers so they can reply with screenshots of statistics at rival stans
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
mate with a golf r trashing the volvo v70 lmao
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
we’re gonna have to start naming taylor swifts albums the release year like ios updates
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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WOW....👀👀👀
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM