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3 rats in a trench coat 🐀🐀🐀
God, I hate this… not just homeless, but orphaned too…
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Tree cutters killed two of the squirrels I feed at my door today and I’m inconsolable… I’m so sorry, sweet babies…
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The absolute TORTURE of it all 😩
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The way that man looks at Daisy and ONLY Daisy?! 😮‍💨
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
We can have a conversation about men yearning in film AFTER you watch The Lodger and only after you watch The Lodger.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Kids these days will never know what it’s like to go through a McDonald’s drive thru, get a Mighty Max Happy Meal and a copy of Wayne’s World on VHS, all for $8, and it makes me so sad…
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Tell me why I was just looking through old show photos and there you are in the crowd.”
How about you tell me why you’re always out here bringing up shadows of my younger self like the Ghost of Christmas Past, Jerry!?
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The aurora I could see from Maryland vs. what my sister was seeing in Anchorage, Alaska. Boy, am I jealous🥲
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It’s ween
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Today was my birthday and that Millennial ego death is coming in hot
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This looks SO similar to the inside of Black Cat Books on Shelter Island. It’s so cool that book spaces mimic each other all over the world
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Soul legit almost left my body when I glimpsed this mouse shaped dust-bunny while cleaning behind some furniture 😵‍💫
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Please clap”
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Dodged another rapture and feeling pretty good 😌
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
These unexpected beauties were also in the same churchyard 👼
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This has been on my graves-to-visit bucket list for a while now! Super unique on its own but also rare to find this kind of iconography south of New England. So cool! 💀
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Still praying for the day I get a Wuthering Heights adaptation with a Heathcliff like the cover of my 1950’s novel. This is the only way I can ever imagine them 😭
September 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pleasant book surprise! I preordered The Crone Zone back in February and promptly forgot I did so 😅 but it truly couldn’t have arrived at a better time. Like a sorely needed mental hug. Beautifully illustrated by @pamwishbow.bsky.social too! (AND vibes so well with my copy of Design for Death?!🤩)
September 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Second successful year growing Anne Arundel Musk Melon, right here in the county it originated from 🍈😙👌
September 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I managed to do something outside and away from home every day this long weekend and I’m proud of myself for it. I expect it all to hit me like a truck this week, but it was worth it 😅
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Weird that the hospital would send me this notice, multiple times like it was a real concern for them, because when I arrived there wasn’t a single masked employee in sight. Imagine that 😒
August 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
These are the grandkids my parents keep asking for, I hope they know
August 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🚬😮‍💨
July 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
They should have never let my spooky, frog-loving ass have adult money 🙂‍↔️ #codeorange #athome
July 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Currently reading:
July 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM