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3 rats in a trench coat 🐀🐀🐀
Tree cutters killed two of the squirrels I feed at my door today and I’m inconsolable… I’m so sorry, sweet babies…
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
We can have a conversation about men yearning in film AFTER you watch The Lodger and only after you watch The Lodger.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
YES FUCKING PLEASE.
And if America won’t do it, Maryland should!
We must stop tinkering around the edges of a broken healthcare system.

Yes, let's extend the ACA tax credits to prevent a huge spike in healthcare costs for millions. Then, let's finally create a system that puts your health over corporate profits.

We need Medicare for All.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Turner Classic Movies not having their own streaming platform is such a disservice to their viewers and classic fans alike. I would seriously pay to watch TCM, but I refuse to buy a whole unrelated service to do it 🙂‍↔️😤
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My partner’s mom angrily lecturing a couple of child-free women (me and her daughter) about her other son’s children being a couple of riled up hellions at dinner was sure a fucking thing that happened. Lady, we opted out of that mess, take it to your son if you don’t like his parenting, good grief😒
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
An English language remake of Save the Green Planet was not something I expected to see in 2025. Here I thought that was just another film I had boxed up with my old collection of obscure dvds!
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
First time accidentally cutting myself with a kitchen knife. I guess making it 40 years before doing so is something but this is also what I’ve been spending all those years trying to avoid 🥲
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
One hour into the new Ken Burns documentary and I’m already crying
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Kids these days will never know what it’s like to go through a McDonald’s drive thru, get a Mighty Max Happy Meal and a copy of Wayne’s World on VHS, all for $8, and it makes me so sad…
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Tell me why I was just looking through old show photos and there you are in the crowd.”
How about you tell me why you’re always out here bringing up shadows of my younger self like the Ghost of Christmas Past, Jerry!?
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The aurora I could see from Maryland vs. what my sister was seeing in Anchorage, Alaska. Boy, am I jealous🥲
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Zero points, did I lose? am I weird? Directions unclear
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Stop trying to push Christmas down my throat in November, god damnit, I’m trying to enjoy Fitzgerald Fall!
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What could have been a pleasant moment out on the porch listening to the owls, absolutely ruined by my miserable bitch of a neighbor once again standing outside shrieking obscenities at her lousy ass husband. Fucking get a divorce already, ya bozos
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The rollercoaster of emotions I’ve experienced today is just too much…
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s ween
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Today was my birthday and that Millennial ego death is coming in hot
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
So sick of these data centers…
Protect Local Freedom: Urge Governor Morrisey to Veto Data Center Bill
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
chng.it
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Soul legit almost left my body when I glimpsed this mouse shaped dust-bunny while cleaning behind some furniture 😵‍💫
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Please clap”
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Made a breakthrough to a genealogy dead end I’ve been trying to get past for literally 10 years now, all by looking at THE BACK OF A TOMBSTONE, and it’s opened a brand new can of worms for me to be hyped about. Can’t wait to see where this takes me (An orphanage in Pompeii, that’s where!)
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We want parks, not data centers
Have you seen this petition yet?
Petition Baltimore Mayor's Office To Protect Our Green Spaces From JHU's DSAI Complex
chng.it
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The number of men who’ve told me, a disabled woman in America, that if their lives (their otherwise perfect lives) didn’t pan out exactly as they wanted it to they’d kill themselves, is more than you would believe. Guess I just can’t sympathize with that since I’m not a weakass weenie boy
September 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dodged another rapture and feeling pretty good 😌
September 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM