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Carpe Diem, my name is Ultranatic, a lover of animation, reality shows and music. Proud Creator of Total Drama Reviews. #BLM #JusticeForBreonnaTaylor
International Commercials - Nicolas Cage Pachinko
The instant I saw Nicolas Cage at a piano, I was sold. I don't even gamble and I'd be coerced to try it w/ the Cageman's presentation. And you know Doug was foaming at the mouth to mock these since this is just classic crazyshit Nicolas Cage.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The commentary gets funnier and funnier, reaching its climax at the McCarthy trials-parody he made. "My god damn FOOT up your ass!" is something I dream of quoting out of nowhere in random conversations! Can't get enough of it, I wish I could buy this song!...The soda can leave.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Season of the Commercials - “Anyway On We Go” - Diet Pepsi w/ Ray Charles
It's...just the most memorable song you could put w/ this commercial by a much more delightful musical icon, and even I'm laughing my ass up at the scale of these commercials. It's like Blinding Lights-levels of big!
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Kingdom of the Commercials - “You Don't Have to Check, it's in the Last Video” - Wireless Amber Alerts (from Canada)
Another great Canadian PSA, but for the dark portion, it goes in the right direction of pointing out danger exists even when least expected. Good message, good PSA, good segment.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And I just admire the progressiveness, even he's like "DUDE! You should not talk to women this way!" Also, all they say in these commercials is "The other coffees suck", but if it's these assholes saying that, then screw it, I'd *keep* drinking that coffee, just to spite them! #WomensRights
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Commercials H20 - “Temp Title (Think of a Better One Later)” - Folgers
Man, old school coffee commercials went hard core back then. Except unlike Wilkins which was delightfully morbid, this is just pitifully dated. And the Critic pulls no punches w/ it, he makes every shot at it he can!
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Commercials Resurrection - “We Good? Okay.” - Monster Cookies
Another peculiarly odd commercial where you have to wonder "Why'd they go w/ this?!" But we all know the answer, so the commercial could live forever. You'd never forget it. All I gotta say is: don't accept cookies from strange monsters.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Curse of the Commercials - “You Know the Drill!” - Wilkins Coffee
Ah, a classic. Jim Henson's own version of Tom and Jerry basically, and it has to be the most entertaining and I assume effective batch of commercials ever, cuz I'd buy this just to not suffer the same fate(s) Wontkins did.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
...am I a furry? I mean my fave Disney film growing up was Robin Hood so probably, but still, BRITAIN DID THIS?! Even Jessica Rabbit (pun intended) would say this is a bit suggestive. But that makes Critic's reactions all the funnier!
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Planet of the Commercials - “This Episode Brought to You by Commercials!” Cadbury Crème Egg
Before we get to the obvious, it's definitely just good to see Critic take down this abhorrent candy that makes Licorice look...delectable. In more ways than one. But then he tops it off with...well...
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Escape from the Commercials - “Do It!” - Star Trek V on video
Time for the most desperate commercial ever made! All it talks about is how much everyone wants to own Star Trek V w/o ever telling you why they want it or even what's in it. It's so adorable, it's hilarious.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And here's the parody portion Critic did which...I'm sorry, for how randomly sadistic it is, I sorta loved. Also it does bum the Critic out at the end, which I think equates everything.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
War of the Commercials - “Just Go” - Pole Position for Atari
I've come to realize I love Critic just mocking the most over-the-top commercials ever, and what compliments that angle is how mundane the family is by comparison. It's very Sleepwalkers-ish that way.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Top 12 Christmas Commercials - #1: Sainsbury’s
Yeah this is worth discussing also, except not to make fun of, but to commemorate a truly beautiful commercial based on a truly beautiful moment in history. I've seen it, it's legitimately that powerful and heartwarming, see it if you haven't already.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Having this scenario on the table of the Dynamic Duo being in peril at all, at the whim of Batgirl's insistence of equal pay...which granted she's owed, but still WOW!, must've been whiplash for anyone watching.
Also it's just hokey 60's charm, even if Adam West got substituted for Dick Gautier.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Battle of the Commercials - “Like You Give a Shit” - Federal Equal Pay Law PSA w/ '60s Batman
So...1st off, this law actually did pass under JFK, so despite a gender wage gap...progress IG? But still as a PSA, while it's far less gruesome and overblown than the later ones shown, it's still INSANE!
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Conquest of the Commercials - “Ehenzeeahneh” - Zest
Another delightfully corny set of adds that go over the top easy, and another earworm jingle to compliment it. And NC milks the insanity of the execution for all its worth!
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Rise of the Commercials - “The Quickening” - Mentos
I just love the cheesiness of the ads, the catchiness of that jingle, and especially the parody commercial Doug made. That reaction of him being shown Mentos, him nodding approvingly before getting pummeled at the end never fails to crack me up!
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Dawn of the Commercials - “The Fourth One” - Canadian Women’s Foundation
The (Canadian) PSA that started them all. And it's a jarring one for sure. Especially w/ that statistic which...for the good of humanity I hope is false. 1 in *2*?! Half of all Canadian women experience this?! Holy fuck!
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Revenge of the Nostalgic Commercials - “!” - Slim Suit
Even as a fashion statement it's a trainwreck, let alone an actual weight loss "solution". Comments under the commercial had some testimonials from ppl who, big shocker, regretted this purchase later on.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Return of the Nostalgic Commercials: “We’ll Be Right Back” - Bubble Thing
Honorable Mention to Johnson and Wonder Boner, but...c'mon, this is a staple of his videos and the origin of one of his greatest running jokes. Plus it IS just an impressively lazy name, who greenlit that?
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Commercials I: “After These Messages…” - Wet Banana
1st ever truly "inappropriate" commercial for Doug to make fun of, and given the name of the product, I'd cave to the temptation also.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM