Toxoplasma Gandhi
@ultrafetzig.bsky.social
Ook Librarian, Child-Actor. Former Top 10 Saddest imdb page.
I Buy & Sell Magic Lamps - New OR Used!
AKA Criswell - #Criswelvania, working on Recursed;
I Buy & Sell Magic Lamps - New OR Used!
AKA Criswell - #Criswelvania, working on Recursed;
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If you have no pfp and no posts I am not only not following you back, I am blocking you. HTH.
I am not doing more sports for the rest of this year, thank you
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am not doing more sports for the rest of this year, thank you
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
*except F1 bc if Piastri gets Maxed out in the next 3 races it will be the funniest thing to ever happen in racing
Tonight, we will scrute the unscrutable
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Tonight, we will scrute the unscrutable
When you need to feel like a gunslinger wandering a desert of pain and solitude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
metal church - badlands
YouTube video by jamsonic1
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When you need to feel like a gunslinger wandering a desert of pain and solitude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLpL...
My brain has two separate filing methods for facts (long vs short term), the criteria of which are "will this come up again?" and "oh ok cool"
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My brain has two separate filing methods for facts (long vs short term), the criteria of which are "will this come up again?" and "oh ok cool"
Wait. Wait. THAT is why everyone is referencing the classic Aerosmith album Honkin' on Bobo?! I had to find this out from reddit?? lmfao. It's definitely true tho
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wait. Wait. THAT is why everyone is referencing the classic Aerosmith album Honkin' on Bobo?! I had to find this out from reddit?? lmfao. It's definitely true tho
By signing this binding agreement, I [your name] agree that I ("the Murderee") will abide by the conditions and stipulations of this contract
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
By signing this binding agreement, I [your name] agree that I ("the Murderee") will abide by the conditions and stipulations of this contract
egrets, I've heard a few
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
egrets, I've heard a few
check out nature bein' all parsimonious in all of its actions an shit, damn. Maupertuis you totally called that shit
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
check out nature bein' all parsimonious in all of its actions an shit, damn. Maupertuis you totally called that shit
Ok all the Zohran memes kinda feel like scraping the last bit of peanut butter out of the libbing out jar, let's... let's be done for the week
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Ok all the Zohran memes kinda feel like scraping the last bit of peanut butter out of the libbing out jar, let's... let's be done for the week
Listeners, if you're over 40 you may be at risk of developing a condition called "Ow!". It can occur at any time, for any or no cause at all. Ow! affects mainly the joints, muscles, bones and skin, as well as places deep inside of you which you can never be sure of, but sometimes even certain songs
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Listeners, if you're over 40 you may be at risk of developing a condition called "Ow!". It can occur at any time, for any or no cause at all. Ow! affects mainly the joints, muscles, bones and skin, as well as places deep inside of you which you can never be sure of, but sometimes even certain songs
Now this is what I call pod racing!
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Now this is what I call pod racing!
"You got your cacio in my pepe!"
"You got your pepe in my cacio!"
Reese's Cacio y Pepe Cups
"You got your pepe in my cacio!"
Reese's Cacio y Pepe Cups
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"You got your cacio in my pepe!"
"You got your pepe in my cacio!"
Reese's Cacio y Pepe Cups
"You got your pepe in my cacio!"
Reese's Cacio y Pepe Cups
You could fight these guys with shurikens cookie-cut out of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches made of wonder bread, its cheaper than a $5 sub and you get more ammo
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
You could fight these guys with shurikens cookie-cut out of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches made of wonder bread, its cheaper than a $5 sub and you get more ammo
I should play her
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I should play her
May I Ask for One Final Thing is surprisingly fun and ... satisfying. I could watch this lady punch asshole people all day long.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
May I Ask for One Final Thing is surprisingly fun and ... satisfying. I could watch this lady punch asshole people all day long.
Reposted by Toxoplasma Gandhi
the first council of nicaea determined that jesus is god's humansona rather than his human au oc
November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the first council of nicaea determined that jesus is god's humansona rather than his human au oc
Ladada-dah-da-da-dah, feelin' cheugy
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ladada-dah-da-da-dah, feelin' cheugy
Reposted by Toxoplasma Gandhi
The internet is collectively writing louvre heist yaoi and I think that's beautiful
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The internet is collectively writing louvre heist yaoi and I think that's beautiful
Evil magic: it's cheap, renewable, and good for the environment*.
(some environments may experience increased lava)
(some environments may experience increased lava)
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Evil magic: it's cheap, renewable, and good for the environment*.
(some environments may experience increased lava)
(some environments may experience increased lava)
Make a little birdhouse in your skull
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Make a little birdhouse in your skull
Sitting naked in a field of foxtails, rubbing dirt in my hair, staring sideways at the sun, eating crunchy bugs
In other words, the good life
In other words, the good life
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sitting naked in a field of foxtails, rubbing dirt in my hair, staring sideways at the sun, eating crunchy bugs
In other words, the good life
In other words, the good life
Broke: "bankrupted"
Woke: "pursebursted"
Woke: "pursebursted"
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Broke: "bankrupted"
Woke: "pursebursted"
Woke: "pursebursted"
My copy of Metal Gear Nonsense Vol 2 from @othatsraspberry.com has shipped, this is a good week after all, I love good mail
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My copy of Metal Gear Nonsense Vol 2 from @othatsraspberry.com has shipped, this is a good week after all, I love good mail
"If you see this, post ..."
I'm gonna stop you right there. I did not come here to accept homework
I'm gonna stop you right there. I did not come here to accept homework
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"If you see this, post ..."
I'm gonna stop you right there. I did not come here to accept homework
I'm gonna stop you right there. I did not come here to accept homework
Reposted by Toxoplasma Gandhi
Another perfect Bluesky exchange
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Another perfect Bluesky exchange