Super Duper Happy Dude
@ultra-happy-dude.bsky.social
Math geek, musician, stroke survivor, NASA nerd (until they RIF us, anyways), former high school teacher, and walking ‘hot mess’
I’ve been out out-of-office for 6 weeks, found that can of Dr Pepper I was looking for…
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’ve been out out-of-office for 6 weeks, found that can of Dr Pepper I was looking for…
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
If it ain’t on this list, I’m not eating it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If it ain’t on this list, I’m not eating it.
I instantly hear George Carlin in my mind… it doesn’t work quite as well in text-only format, but…
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I instantly hear George Carlin in my mind… it doesn’t work quite as well in text-only format, but…
Here is a sample of Russ’ style for comparison, from the “skinny budget”
He’s kind of a dick, really.
He’s kind of a dick, really.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Here is a sample of Russ’ style for comparison, from the “skinny budget”
He’s kind of a dick, really.
He’s kind of a dick, really.
If they can pull it off, I believe the plan is to keep him in office for 2 years and 1 day, then move to Vance who would be eligible for two more full terms.
Can they keep him alive that long? We’ll have to tune in next week to find out.
Can they keep him alive that long? We’ll have to tune in next week to find out.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If they can pull it off, I believe the plan is to keep him in office for 2 years and 1 day, then move to Vance who would be eligible for two more full terms.
Can they keep him alive that long? We’ll have to tune in next week to find out.
Can they keep him alive that long? We’ll have to tune in next week to find out.
More than I deserve, honestly - I was a little shit that grew into a bigger shit.
Random photo of mom thinking “please don’t drop that child, I married your child, I’m scared right now”
Random photo of mom thinking “please don’t drop that child, I married your child, I’m scared right now”
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
More than I deserve, honestly - I was a little shit that grew into a bigger shit.
Random photo of mom thinking “please don’t drop that child, I married your child, I’m scared right now”
Random photo of mom thinking “please don’t drop that child, I married your child, I’m scared right now”
DOGE kinda got rid of the guardrails on cybersecurity calling it “wasteful” not too long ago.
Honestly surprised it took this long to hack it, just wonder why they went after the CBO data instead of something juicier.
Honestly surprised it took this long to hack it, just wonder why they went after the CBO data instead of something juicier.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
DOGE kinda got rid of the guardrails on cybersecurity calling it “wasteful” not too long ago.
Honestly surprised it took this long to hack it, just wonder why they went after the CBO data instead of something juicier.
Honestly surprised it took this long to hack it, just wonder why they went after the CBO data instead of something juicier.
You guys know SpaceX doesn’t have to get anywhere near a launchpad to cause enormous explosions, right?
They sometimes just pull up to the gas station and… blow everything up?
They sometimes just pull up to the gas station and… blow everything up?
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You guys know SpaceX doesn’t have to get anywhere near a launchpad to cause enormous explosions, right?
They sometimes just pull up to the gas station and… blow everything up?
They sometimes just pull up to the gas station and… blow everything up?
She can try to pretend to be nice and all, but I remember this.
While they were firing newer employees (for no reason) at night via e-mail on Valentines Day for extra cruelty.
While they were firing newer employees (for no reason) at night via e-mail on Valentines Day for extra cruelty.
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
She can try to pretend to be nice and all, but I remember this.
While they were firing newer employees (for no reason) at night via e-mail on Valentines Day for extra cruelty.
While they were firing newer employees (for no reason) at night via e-mail on Valentines Day for extra cruelty.
All the garbage social media is Stephen Cheung.
He’s what happens when parents abandon their teenager in a dumpster after a family trip to Chuck-e-Cheeze. (2nd from the right in the pic)
He’s what happens when parents abandon their teenager in a dumpster after a family trip to Chuck-e-Cheeze. (2nd from the right in the pic)
October 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
All the garbage social media is Stephen Cheung.
He’s what happens when parents abandon their teenager in a dumpster after a family trip to Chuck-e-Cheeze. (2nd from the right in the pic)
He’s what happens when parents abandon their teenager in a dumpster after a family trip to Chuck-e-Cheeze. (2nd from the right in the pic)
Remember, the head of his Social Media site is the third guy from the left in this photo - this is his moment!
With his moment… he chose this and should be mocked accordingly.
Fucking loser.
With his moment… he chose this and should be mocked accordingly.
Fucking loser.
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Remember, the head of his Social Media site is the third guy from the left in this photo - this is his moment!
With his moment… he chose this and should be mocked accordingly.
Fucking loser.
With his moment… he chose this and should be mocked accordingly.
Fucking loser.
My dad begged me to play 18 holes because “they’re not letting you work so let’s go lose golf balls”.
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My dad begged me to play 18 holes because “they’re not letting you work so let’s go lose golf balls”.
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
That was my favorite movie growing up 😂
October 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
That was my favorite movie growing up 😂
Sir Pounce-a-Lot is at least starting to return to normal? It’s really hard to get up when he’s being nice and purry while I have coffee and read the interwebs.
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Sir Pounce-a-Lot is at least starting to return to normal? It’s really hard to get up when he’s being nice and purry while I have coffee and read the interwebs.
My calico gave up the fight against old age last night after 18 short years.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
September 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My calico gave up the fight against old age last night after 18 short years.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
I feel like I’ve done my job as a child when my 75 year old mom is texting Princess Bride references.
September 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I feel like I’ve done my job as a child when my 75 year old mom is texting Princess Bride references.
I did a quick search on “per capita by state” for 2019, South Dakota is off the screen so I’d guess it’s comparably low?
Kind of surprising how quickly the numbers drop and seem to hit a baseline level.
Kind of surprising how quickly the numbers drop and seem to hit a baseline level.
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I did a quick search on “per capita by state” for 2019, South Dakota is off the screen so I’d guess it’s comparably low?
Kind of surprising how quickly the numbers drop and seem to hit a baseline level.
Kind of surprising how quickly the numbers drop and seem to hit a baseline level.
I’m lazy, asked the chat thingy
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’m lazy, asked the chat thingy
Bonus content from some other decades.
August 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bonus content from some other decades.
I have very few pictures from my 20’s and only one I could find on Facebook… I cropped out the others so their reputations can stay intact.
This was from (I think?) the 1996 PASIC drumline competition in Nashville which we most definitely did not win. (5th place I think)
This was from (I think?) the 1996 PASIC drumline competition in Nashville which we most definitely did not win. (5th place I think)
August 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have very few pictures from my 20’s and only one I could find on Facebook… I cropped out the others so their reputations can stay intact.
This was from (I think?) the 1996 PASIC drumline competition in Nashville which we most definitely did not win. (5th place I think)
This was from (I think?) the 1996 PASIC drumline competition in Nashville which we most definitely did not win. (5th place I think)
We’re just making up random awards now, nice.
August 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We’re just making up random awards now, nice.
Every time he tries to use numbers, I remember this cartoon. (I’m old enough to remember looking forward to Sunday newspapers because they used colored ink for the cartoons)
July 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Every time he tries to use numbers, I remember this cartoon. (I’m old enough to remember looking forward to Sunday newspapers because they used colored ink for the cartoons)
It’s just… the direct text… on the government’s website… 🤷♂️
You can believe what you want
You can believe what you want
July 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It’s just… the direct text… on the government’s website… 🤷♂️
You can believe what you want
You can believe what you want