Super Duper Happy Dude
@ultra-happy-dude.bsky.social
Math geek, musician, stroke survivor, NASA nerd (until they RIF us, anyways), former high school teacher, and walking ‘hot mess’
ELL OH F’ing ELL
You mean I wasted all that time making a Trump Mobile ad for them? Darn.
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
ELL OH F’ing ELL
That new feature didn’t last long enough for me to sign up for an account?
This is ludicrous and I will not stand for it.
This is ludicrous and I will not stand for it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
That new feature didn’t last long enough for me to sign up for an account?
This is ludicrous and I will not stand for it.
This is ludicrous and I will not stand for it.
This regime is so inept they can’t even nazi-noose correctly.
If you’re gonna call “go big or go home” you’re not supposed to instantly ‘go home’ - it takes a bad look to a really bad look - you just can’t impress the chicks with those moves.
If you’re gonna call “go big or go home” you’re not supposed to instantly ‘go home’ - it takes a bad look to a really bad look - you just can’t impress the chicks with those moves.
After DHS denied the hate symbol reclassification story, wash Post reporter Tara Copp says the coast guard is changing it back — and questions how this happened in the first place.
Jon Favreau says they lied again. (Also DHS feeds have regularly been putting out hateful stuff)
Jon Favreau says they lied again. (Also DHS feeds have regularly been putting out hateful stuff)
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This regime is so inept they can’t even nazi-noose correctly.
If you’re gonna call “go big or go home” you’re not supposed to instantly ‘go home’ - it takes a bad look to a really bad look - you just can’t impress the chicks with those moves.
If you’re gonna call “go big or go home” you’re not supposed to instantly ‘go home’ - it takes a bad look to a really bad look - you just can’t impress the chicks with those moves.
This is a nice data point to keep in mind - the cost for a below average person to abandon all morality and decency has been set at a market rate of $50K.
Decades of hypothetical “would you do ______ for a $1M” questions can be settled in the affirmative.
A Tom Homan CAVA bribe is the baseline.
Decades of hypothetical “would you do ______ for a $1M” questions can be settled in the affirmative.
A Tom Homan CAVA bribe is the baseline.
ESQUIRE: “ICE is hiring literally anybody, and it’s terrifying… people who flunk the exam, criminal records… yet they’re allowed to tear children from their beds at night.”
www.esquire.com/news-politic...
www.esquire.com/news-politic...
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is a nice data point to keep in mind - the cost for a below average person to abandon all morality and decency has been set at a market rate of $50K.
Decades of hypothetical “would you do ______ for a $1M” questions can be settled in the affirmative.
A Tom Homan CAVA bribe is the baseline.
Decades of hypothetical “would you do ______ for a $1M” questions can be settled in the affirmative.
A Tom Homan CAVA bribe is the baseline.
I’ve been out out-of-office for 6 weeks, found that can of Dr Pepper I was looking for…
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’ve been out out-of-office for 6 weeks, found that can of Dr Pepper I was looking for…
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
Milton guarded it well from the looks of things.
I can’t argue with this hypothesis
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I can’t argue with this hypothesis
This concept is insane and needs to be thrown out before it can pick up steam.
No ‘average person’ can get ahead on a 50-year mortgage…
A $200K house at 6% would end up costing $631.6K, spending a little over $1,000/month for over triple the loan value.
Another housing/bankruptcy bubble…
No ‘average person’ can get ahead on a 50-year mortgage…
A $200K house at 6% would end up costing $631.6K, spending a little over $1,000/month for over triple the loan value.
Another housing/bankruptcy bubble…
Trump and his cronies are now pushing 50-year mortgages.
Buckle up. This is going to make the 2008 mortgage crisis look like the good old days.
Buckle up. This is going to make the 2008 mortgage crisis look like the good old days.
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This concept is insane and needs to be thrown out before it can pick up steam.
No ‘average person’ can get ahead on a 50-year mortgage…
A $200K house at 6% would end up costing $631.6K, spending a little over $1,000/month for over triple the loan value.
Another housing/bankruptcy bubble…
No ‘average person’ can get ahead on a 50-year mortgage…
A $200K house at 6% would end up costing $631.6K, spending a little over $1,000/month for over triple the loan value.
Another housing/bankruptcy bubble…
I just love Box o’ Wine being so proud of herself, not realizing that felony charge is going to get downgraded to a misdemeanor before he’s fully acquitted…
She really should slink out of town when nobody is looking, she’s an embarrassment
She really should slink out of town when nobody is looking, she’s an embarrassment
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just love Box o’ Wine being so proud of herself, not realizing that felony charge is going to get downgraded to a misdemeanor before he’s fully acquitted…
She really should slink out of town when nobody is looking, she’s an embarrassment
She really should slink out of town when nobody is looking, she’s an embarrassment
No! This child needs to learn candy is obtained via violent thrashing of piñatas!
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
No! This child needs to learn candy is obtained via violent thrashing of piñatas!
I don’t much care for this young lady’s music but i might have to buy one of her albums just to support someone with the metaphorical cajones to belittle Zuckerberg (in the audience) challenging the idea that a billionaire should exist, in public.
$27,397.76 per day for 100 years, that’s $1B
$27,397.76 per day for 100 years, that’s $1B
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I don’t much care for this young lady’s music but i might have to buy one of her albums just to support someone with the metaphorical cajones to belittle Zuckerberg (in the audience) challenging the idea that a billionaire should exist, in public.
$27,397.76 per day for 100 years, that’s $1B
$27,397.76 per day for 100 years, that’s $1B
I love bandwagon fans when my sportsball teams are doing well, and I love piling on racist bandwagons when bigots are hiding from shadows and bumps in the night.
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I love bandwagon fans when my sportsball teams are doing well, and I love piling on racist bandwagons when bigots are hiding from shadows and bumps in the night.
I think this clown needs to spend more time on Grindr and less time in front of cameras.
October 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think this clown needs to spend more time on Grindr and less time in front of cameras.
Apparently there exists a metric shit ton of invoices that are not getting paid due to the government “partial shutdown” - it’s in air bunnies because I could rant for days on how stupid the concept is.
Moving on.
I am now upgraded to “on call” to start work… after 18 holes as that is pre-paid.
Moving on.
I am now upgraded to “on call” to start work… after 18 holes as that is pre-paid.
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Apparently there exists a metric shit ton of invoices that are not getting paid due to the government “partial shutdown” - it’s in air bunnies because I could rant for days on how stupid the concept is.
Moving on.
I am now upgraded to “on call” to start work… after 18 holes as that is pre-paid.
Moving on.
I am now upgraded to “on call” to start work… after 18 holes as that is pre-paid.
That’s at least a dozen dozens of people!
Seriously impressive turnout, and the constitution covering the introverts was a nice addition
Seriously impressive turnout, and the constitution covering the introverts was a nice addition
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
That’s at least a dozen dozens of people!
Seriously impressive turnout, and the constitution covering the introverts was a nice addition
Seriously impressive turnout, and the constitution covering the introverts was a nice addition
I’m beyond shocked this isn’t one of my college roommates - we were not exactly choir boys, and everything involved beer.
October 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m beyond shocked this isn’t one of my college roommates - we were not exactly choir boys, and everything involved beer.
My dad begged me to play 18 holes because “they’re not letting you work so let’s go lose golf balls”.
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My dad begged me to play 18 holes because “they’re not letting you work so let’s go lose golf balls”.
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
It’s clear that my pre-Covid self is not coming back, every part of me hurts and I damaged a pec muscle however we did indeed donate some golf balls to the water gods and alligators.
Fun times!
This… is going to get interesting. I’mma rest up, play 18 holes since apparently I’m not allowed to go to work, and then check back in to see what fresh new levels of fuckery they try to spin this with upon the morrow.
YOUNG DEMS: “Deeply disturbing, reflects a serious moral failing”
YOUNG REPUBLICANS: “Disgraceful. Those involved must resign”
YOUNG REPUBLICANS: “Disgraceful. Those involved must resign”
October 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This… is going to get interesting. I’mma rest up, play 18 holes since apparently I’m not allowed to go to work, and then check back in to see what fresh new levels of fuckery they try to spin this with upon the morrow.
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I would have alphabetized the list, but still… pretty hefty list regardless
"Putin couldn't do a better job" of attacking America.
How do we know this isn't Putin's doing?
How do we know this isn't Putin's doing?
October 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I would have alphabetized the list, but still… pretty hefty list regardless
No. No sir.
Long hairs have a code to live by - first line is “thou shall not be an asshole or a general douche-canoe else thou shall bring shame upon all other long hairs thereby being permanently banned from any and all Iron Maiden tours”.
You have brought shame upon your ancestors.
Long hairs have a code to live by - first line is “thou shall not be an asshole or a general douche-canoe else thou shall bring shame upon all other long hairs thereby being permanently banned from any and all Iron Maiden tours”.
You have brought shame upon your ancestors.
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
No. No sir.
Long hairs have a code to live by - first line is “thou shall not be an asshole or a general douche-canoe else thou shall bring shame upon all other long hairs thereby being permanently banned from any and all Iron Maiden tours”.
You have brought shame upon your ancestors.
Long hairs have a code to live by - first line is “thou shall not be an asshole or a general douche-canoe else thou shall bring shame upon all other long hairs thereby being permanently banned from any and all Iron Maiden tours”.
You have brought shame upon your ancestors.
I like this idea of bringing back the “Robber Baron” phrasing.
There’s a dollar value that can be hit where a person cannot spend enough to ever run out, anything beyond that is hoarding from people that only worry about food, shelter, their children being able to eat…
There’s a dollar value that can be hit where a person cannot spend enough to ever run out, anything beyond that is hoarding from people that only worry about food, shelter, their children being able to eat…
October 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I like this idea of bringing back the “Robber Baron” phrasing.
There’s a dollar value that can be hit where a person cannot spend enough to ever run out, anything beyond that is hoarding from people that only worry about food, shelter, their children being able to eat…
There’s a dollar value that can be hit where a person cannot spend enough to ever run out, anything beyond that is hoarding from people that only worry about food, shelter, their children being able to eat…
Holy Poopimus Maximus!! Mike needs to stay away from windows he might accidentally jump out of for a while.
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Holy Poopimus Maximus!! Mike needs to stay away from windows he might accidentally jump out of for a while.
Not everyone in Texas is a redneck knuckle-dragger.
That look when she says “I didn’t ask you a question” is brutal and I love it.
That look when she says “I didn’t ask you a question” is brutal and I love it.
Crockett: When you I say you are the least qualified in the history of the FBI, it’s real…
Patel: That’s false
Crockett: I didn’t ask you a question. I want to talk about why you're a failure and honestly we need to tell you, bye, bye
Patel: That’s false
Crockett: I didn’t ask you a question. I want to talk about why you're a failure and honestly we need to tell you, bye, bye
September 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Not everyone in Texas is a redneck knuckle-dragger.
That look when she says “I didn’t ask you a question” is brutal and I love it.
That look when she says “I didn’t ask you a question” is brutal and I love it.
My calico gave up the fight against old age last night after 18 short years.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
September 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My calico gave up the fight against old age last night after 18 short years.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
Her name was “temporary cat” after my ex brought her in from an abusive home, shortened to “Tempo” eventually
The house is a lot quieter and I’m starting to get the feeling my tabby blames me for his lost pillow buddy.
When I said “we need somebody to integrate this infrastructure content that is so confusing” I did not intend to imply that I wanted a new assignment as Infrastructure Content Integrator.
This is why I should not be invited to Senior Leadership meetings. Ever.
This is why I should not be invited to Senior Leadership meetings. Ever.
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When I said “we need somebody to integrate this infrastructure content that is so confusing” I did not intend to imply that I wanted a new assignment as Infrastructure Content Integrator.
This is why I should not be invited to Senior Leadership meetings. Ever.
This is why I should not be invited to Senior Leadership meetings. Ever.