Or maybe the kids weren't snitches
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Or maybe the kids weren't snitches
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Underwhelming Fantasy Novel Starts With Map Of Ohio
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Feeling let down to see a straightforward rendering of the Midwestern state, local reader Kyle Nuebart reported Friday that underwhelming fantasy novel Dayton Rising featured a map of...
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December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Heisenberg warned about this.
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Heisenberg warned about this.
...and throwing in some Jimmy Savile-branded Power Rangers in the end, to keep us on our toes.
September 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
...and throwing in some Jimmy Savile-branded Power Rangers in the end, to keep us on our toes.
If those CRAFT BEER GUYS spent time GOING TO SCHOOL instead of INJECTING IPAs, they would know that ANCHOVIES DON'T HOP.
July 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If those CRAFT BEER GUYS spent time GOING TO SCHOOL instead of INJECTING IPAs, they would know that ANCHOVIES DON'T HOP.
Despite all my gall I am still just a Blart in a mall.
June 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Despite all my gall I am still just a Blart in a mall.