Parker
@ultimateparker.bsky.social
Journalist. Co-host of Junk Food Dinner. Chihuahua enthusiast. I can beat Twisted Metal 2 with Twister.
Me watching Scream 2
September 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me watching Scream 2
I bet it keeps James Cameron up at night that Jaws is the best water-based movie ever made and always will be.
September 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I bet it keeps James Cameron up at night that Jaws is the best water-based movie ever made and always will be.
I met Thom Mathews from Return of the Living Dead and wrote a story about (and Halloween, the Gallows and linear time)
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Fresno's Hauntmare Expo kicks off the 'Halloween season' | Valley Vertigo
The holiday season seems start earlier and earlier every year.
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August 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I met Thom Mathews from Return of the Living Dead and wrote a story about (and Halloween, the Gallows and linear time)
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My heavy use of em dashes will earn me a spot in one of the easier robot labor camps when they take over, I bet.
July 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My heavy use of em dashes will earn me a spot in one of the easier robot labor camps when they take over, I bet.
"28 Years Later" (2025)
June 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"28 Years Later" (2025)
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tv tropes has so much 'giving online people new and annoying ways to misunderstand various sundry things about the fucking basics of storytelling' to answer for i swear to fuck
April 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
tv tropes has so much 'giving online people new and annoying ways to misunderstand various sundry things about the fucking basics of storytelling' to answer for i swear to fuck
I won an award for, somehow, sports writing this week so that's something. hanfordsentinel.com/community/se...
Sentinel staff recognized at 2025 Gruner Awards
Among the slew of awards handed out at Fresno State’s 37th annual George F. Gruner awards on Friday night, both the Hanford Sentinel editor, Parker Bowman, and reporter Alexis Espinoza
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April 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I won an award for, somehow, sports writing this week so that's something. hanfordsentinel.com/community/se...
It's hard to believe we're like 3 months into Trump's second term and there hasn't been a new Purge movie yet.
April 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's hard to believe we're like 3 months into Trump's second term and there hasn't been a new Purge movie yet.
Robert Eggers calling his Dracula a nosferatu and his werewolf a Werwulf cements him as the Wes Anderson of Horror.
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Robert Eggers calling his Dracula a nosferatu and his werewolf a Werwulf cements him as the Wes Anderson of Horror.
Snyderbros are the silliest category of people on Earth
December 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Snyderbros are the silliest category of people on Earth
I just saw this strange review of Arrested Development, objectively the most ground-breaking comedy since the turn of the millennium.
December 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I just saw this strange review of Arrested Development, objectively the most ground-breaking comedy since the turn of the millennium.
Stuff like this makes me so sad to be a journalist. Maybe it's not too late to start a new career doing something more respectable and lucrative like eating shit on the sidewalk for pocket change.
December 10, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Stuff like this makes me so sad to be a journalist. Maybe it's not too late to start a new career doing something more respectable and lucrative like eating shit on the sidewalk for pocket change.
Happy Cranksgiving! Fuck you, Chelios, everyone!
November 29, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Happy Cranksgiving! Fuck you, Chelios, everyone!
I think this extra in "Just One of the Guys" is a toddler in a tuxedo.
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I think this extra in "Just One of the Guys" is a toddler in a tuxedo.
Honestly, I think I'm done voting. Every election cycle comes and goes with absolutely no mention of bringing back Flavor of Love, Rock of Love or its many spin-offs. Politicians are totally out of touch.
November 25, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Honestly, I think I'm done voting. Every election cycle comes and goes with absolutely no mention of bringing back Flavor of Love, Rock of Love or its many spin-offs. Politicians are totally out of touch.
Me realizing that Wicked's premise is absurd because how can there be a prequel to a fever dream that takes place in the mind of a child from Kansas?
a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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November 23, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Me realizing that Wicked's premise is absurd because how can there be a prequel to a fever dream that takes place in the mind of a child from Kansas?
I really miss the days when every piece of furniture had like 2 or 3 random cigarette burns.
November 21, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I really miss the days when every piece of furniture had like 2 or 3 random cigarette burns.
I really hope to never be in a position where I learn who the Costco Guys or the Rizzler are.
November 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I really hope to never be in a position where I learn who the Costco Guys or the Rizzler are.
"Mom and Dad Save the World" and "Ant-Man: Quantumania" are basically the same exact movie.
November 19, 2024 at 5:14 AM
"Mom and Dad Save the World" and "Ant-Man: Quantumania" are basically the same exact movie.
According to Google's AI, the book American Psycho was banned about 2 decades before it was even written.
November 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
According to Google's AI, the book American Psycho was banned about 2 decades before it was even written.
When you visit Loveland, Ohio
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
When you visit Loveland, Ohio
I obviously agree with this guy. But also look at the art vs the poster. Look at Steve's struggle vs. Sam's ... no facial expression at all. Look at the power coming off Hulk's punch vs. the weightlessness of Red Hulk's punch. Why can't movies (posters specifically) replicate the power of comics?
I’m not asking for much. I just think comic artists should be credited. I think audiences would really dig the acknowledgement too. Money would be nice, obviously, but just some credit would go miles.
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I obviously agree with this guy. But also look at the art vs the poster. Look at Steve's struggle vs. Sam's ... no facial expression at all. Look at the power coming off Hulk's punch vs. the weightlessness of Red Hulk's punch. Why can't movies (posters specifically) replicate the power of comics?