Parker
@ultimateparker.bsky.social
Journalist. Co-host of Junk Food Dinner. Chihuahua enthusiast. I can beat Twisted Metal 2 with Twister.
Me watching Scream 2
September 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me watching Scream 2
"28 Years Later" (2025)
June 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"28 Years Later" (2025)
Snyderbros are the silliest category of people on Earth
December 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Snyderbros are the silliest category of people on Earth
I just saw this strange review of Arrested Development, objectively the most ground-breaking comedy since the turn of the millennium.
December 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I just saw this strange review of Arrested Development, objectively the most ground-breaking comedy since the turn of the millennium.
Happy Cranksgiving! Fuck you, Chelios, everyone!
November 29, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Happy Cranksgiving! Fuck you, Chelios, everyone!
I think this extra in "Just One of the Guys" is a toddler in a tuxedo.
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I think this extra in "Just One of the Guys" is a toddler in a tuxedo.
According to Google's AI, the book American Psycho was banned about 2 decades before it was even written.
November 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
According to Google's AI, the book American Psycho was banned about 2 decades before it was even written.
When you visit Loveland, Ohio
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
When you visit Loveland, Ohio