Ulrich 🇨🇦
@ulrich003.bsky.social
Canadian
he/him | Politically Unaligned | Successful Horror Writer | Ontarian | Star Trek Enthusiast | #TeamCanada 🇨🇦
Educated in History/Eng/Politics
🏳️🌈 Make Kindness Your Currency.
I want to believe the world can be a better place.
he/him | Politically Unaligned | Successful Horror Writer | Ontarian | Star Trek Enthusiast | #TeamCanada 🇨🇦
Educated in History/Eng/Politics
🏳️🌈 Make Kindness Your Currency.
I want to believe the world can be a better place.
Deberían limitarse a compartir chistes ajenos.
No eres gracioso.
No eres gracioso.
May 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Deberían limitarse a compartir chistes ajenos.
No eres gracioso.
No eres gracioso.
Y, sin embargo, parece que no es así. Gracias por tu comentario.
May 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Y, sin embargo, parece que no es así. Gracias por tu comentario.
Tu chiste no quedó muy claro.
La mayoría no lo entendió, lo que indica que no era un chiste muy bueno.
Inténtalo de nuevo.
La mayoría no lo entendió, lo que indica que no era un chiste muy bueno.
Inténtalo de nuevo.
May 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tu chiste no quedó muy claro.
La mayoría no lo entendió, lo que indica que no era un chiste muy bueno.
Inténtalo de nuevo.
La mayoría no lo entendió, lo que indica que no era un chiste muy bueno.
Inténtalo de nuevo.
You can get tortillas at a Spanish restaurant...
Mmmm... egg and potato Spanish tortilla.
Mmmm... egg and potato Spanish tortilla.
May 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You can get tortillas at a Spanish restaurant...
Mmmm... egg and potato Spanish tortilla.
Mmmm... egg and potato Spanish tortilla.
TACO has showed the world that he backs down at every opportunity. He set these tariffs, expecting the world would cower & for the most part we didn't. Some countries, like mine Canada, are fair & just want to get along but other countries, like China, see his screwups as weakness & take advantage.
May 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
TACO has showed the world that he backs down at every opportunity. He set these tariffs, expecting the world would cower & for the most part we didn't. Some countries, like mine Canada, are fair & just want to get along but other countries, like China, see his screwups as weakness & take advantage.
What's more it doesn't define 'serious' side effects... so yeah, I might get a headache that's really bad...or feel sick for a day. Without qualification, I might see that as being 'serious'.
Perhaps "life threatening" side effects might be a better term or give a few examples.
Perhaps "life threatening" side effects might be a better term or give a few examples.
May 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What's more it doesn't define 'serious' side effects... so yeah, I might get a headache that's really bad...or feel sick for a day. Without qualification, I might see that as being 'serious'.
Perhaps "life threatening" side effects might be a better term or give a few examples.
Perhaps "life threatening" side effects might be a better term or give a few examples.
Is it good to have a Deputy FBI Director who overshares?
I mean... couldn't this be a red flag for most people?
I mean... couldn't this be a red flag for most people?
May 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Is it good to have a Deputy FBI Director who overshares?
I mean... couldn't this be a red flag for most people?
I mean... couldn't this be a red flag for most people?
Congratulations!
Might I suggest the wonderful world of Underwater Basket Weaving as a possible major, with a minor in Parsley Farming.
...of any of your listed ones are cool too. 😉
Might I suggest the wonderful world of Underwater Basket Weaving as a possible major, with a minor in Parsley Farming.
...of any of your listed ones are cool too. 😉
May 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Congratulations!
Might I suggest the wonderful world of Underwater Basket Weaving as a possible major, with a minor in Parsley Farming.
...of any of your listed ones are cool too. 😉
Might I suggest the wonderful world of Underwater Basket Weaving as a possible major, with a minor in Parsley Farming.
...of any of your listed ones are cool too. 😉
Dear... President... Dumbass...
I... will... talk... slowly... & use... small words.
Canada... will.. never... be... your... 51st... state.
You... could... never... pass... high school... let... alone... get... elected... here... you... douche canoe.
Fuck... right... off.
I... will... talk... slowly... & use... small words.
Canada... will.. never... be... your... 51st... state.
You... could... never... pass... high school... let... alone... get... elected... here... you... douche canoe.
Fuck... right... off.
May 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Dear... President... Dumbass...
I... will... talk... slowly... & use... small words.
Canada... will.. never... be... your... 51st... state.
You... could... never... pass... high school... let... alone... get... elected... here... you... douche canoe.
Fuck... right... off.
I... will... talk... slowly... & use... small words.
Canada... will.. never... be... your... 51st... state.
You... could... never... pass... high school... let... alone... get... elected... here... you... douche canoe.
Fuck... right... off.
A beautiful woman sometimes has beefy forearms.
May 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A beautiful woman sometimes has beefy forearms.
Wow... that's just... wow...
Do you guys ever think about what people outside your country see when they see those kinds of things?
I know MAGA doesn't really care... but I can sum it up in terms of what the rest of us see...
Do you guys ever think about what people outside your country see when they see those kinds of things?
I know MAGA doesn't really care... but I can sum it up in terms of what the rest of us see...
a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
ALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Wow... that's just... wow...
Do you guys ever think about what people outside your country see when they see those kinds of things?
I know MAGA doesn't really care... but I can sum it up in terms of what the rest of us see...
Do you guys ever think about what people outside your country see when they see those kinds of things?
I know MAGA doesn't really care... but I can sum it up in terms of what the rest of us see...
The countries pay 0 towards their educations at Harvard because they left their country for education, this means the STUDENT is paying the ENTIRE COST themselves, which actually helps both Harvard &the USA as it bolsters money in post secondary education. He doesn't understand how the world works.
May 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The countries pay 0 towards their educations at Harvard because they left their country for education, this means the STUDENT is paying the ENTIRE COST themselves, which actually helps both Harvard &the USA as it bolsters money in post secondary education. He doesn't understand how the world works.
While both Trump's alma maters, Fordham & Wharton, are both respectable schools, they pale compared to Harvard & he knows it.
So his reaction? Try to bring Harvard down so he can claim to have a better education and be smarter. He could never get into Harvard, so he attacks it instead.
So his reaction? Try to bring Harvard down so he can claim to have a better education and be smarter. He could never get into Harvard, so he attacks it instead.
May 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
While both Trump's alma maters, Fordham & Wharton, are both respectable schools, they pale compared to Harvard & he knows it.
So his reaction? Try to bring Harvard down so he can claim to have a better education and be smarter. He could never get into Harvard, so he attacks it instead.
So his reaction? Try to bring Harvard down so he can claim to have a better education and be smarter. He could never get into Harvard, so he attacks it instead.
Like a G.I. Joe villain or a Transformer?
If Slot Eyes were a transformer, what would he turn into???
I'm betting a slot machine... a Jackpotatron!
If Slot Eyes were a transformer, what would he turn into???
I'm betting a slot machine... a Jackpotatron!
May 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Like a G.I. Joe villain or a Transformer?
If Slot Eyes were a transformer, what would he turn into???
I'm betting a slot machine... a Jackpotatron!
If Slot Eyes were a transformer, what would he turn into???
I'm betting a slot machine... a Jackpotatron!
Probably not very long honestly.
It's amazing the creep of US culture into our society due to entertainment media.
I find it kind of fascinating to be honest.
It's amazing the creep of US culture into our society due to entertainment media.
I find it kind of fascinating to be honest.
May 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Probably not very long honestly.
It's amazing the creep of US culture into our society due to entertainment media.
I find it kind of fascinating to be honest.
It's amazing the creep of US culture into our society due to entertainment media.
I find it kind of fascinating to be honest.
There are times I want to take him, shake him and say, "NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU OR THE UNITED STATES!"
May 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There are times I want to take him, shake him and say, "NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU OR THE UNITED STATES!"
Regardless though, I'm glad you had a good time with your friends.
May 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Regardless though, I'm glad you had a good time with your friends.
Most likely a parachute term due to us watching US television and seeing their 'prom' constantly highlighted.
Previous to about 20 or so years ago, we had a Graduation Formal, it was a much smaller, less expensive affair than a US Prom.
Previous to about 20 or so years ago, we had a Graduation Formal, it was a much smaller, less expensive affair than a US Prom.
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Most likely a parachute term due to us watching US television and seeing their 'prom' constantly highlighted.
Previous to about 20 or so years ago, we had a Graduation Formal, it was a much smaller, less expensive affair than a US Prom.
Previous to about 20 or so years ago, we had a Graduation Formal, it was a much smaller, less expensive affair than a US Prom.
Psst, Canada doesn't have Promenades (Proms), we have Formals.
Proms have a misogynistic origin, as they were often used to introduce young women to older men for marriage. They transferred to US High Schools as you were expected to marry your HS sweetheart.
Canada never used Prom until recently.
Proms have a misogynistic origin, as they were often used to introduce young women to older men for marriage. They transferred to US High Schools as you were expected to marry your HS sweetheart.
Canada never used Prom until recently.
May 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Psst, Canada doesn't have Promenades (Proms), we have Formals.
Proms have a misogynistic origin, as they were often used to introduce young women to older men for marriage. They transferred to US High Schools as you were expected to marry your HS sweetheart.
Canada never used Prom until recently.
Proms have a misogynistic origin, as they were often used to introduce young women to older men for marriage. They transferred to US High Schools as you were expected to marry your HS sweetheart.
Canada never used Prom until recently.
More like The Emperor has no brains...
May 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
More like The Emperor has no brains...