allie 🩷✨
@ukulelecutie.bsky.social
head cheerleader. homecoming queen. part-time model.
i missed spouting my nonsense on the internet
i missed spouting my nonsense on the internet
this kid in line in front of me at universal won’t stop saying chicken jockey i’m gonna kms
April 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
this kid in line in front of me at universal won’t stop saying chicken jockey i’m gonna kms
being an event coordinator during the end times is so weird bc fascism is happening but i just said to my colleague “yeah i gotta go take pictures of this space for my balloon lady”
April 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
being an event coordinator during the end times is so weird bc fascism is happening but i just said to my colleague “yeah i gotta go take pictures of this space for my balloon lady”
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saying that i'm going to kms: ❌ bad for my brain and reinforces depression, worries my loved ones, not goofy silly
saying that i'm going to run away and join the circus: ✅ a respectable career, does not worry my loved ones, extremely goofy silly
saying that i'm going to run away and join the circus: ✅ a respectable career, does not worry my loved ones, extremely goofy silly
March 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
saying that i'm going to kms: ❌ bad for my brain and reinforces depression, worries my loved ones, not goofy silly
saying that i'm going to run away and join the circus: ✅ a respectable career, does not worry my loved ones, extremely goofy silly
saying that i'm going to run away and join the circus: ✅ a respectable career, does not worry my loved ones, extremely goofy silly
imagine 2 of your friends (who are from different friend groups and don’t get along) invited your high school nemesis to your intervention bc you’re acting so bananas
this is like that
this is like that
Do you know how bad you have to be at diplomacy to get China, South Korea, and Japan to work together?
This is like Kendrick, Drake, and Kanye doing a collab on an album.
This is like Kendrick, Drake, and Kanye doing a collab on an album.
April 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
imagine 2 of your friends (who are from different friend groups and don’t get along) invited your high school nemesis to your intervention bc you’re acting so bananas
this is like that
this is like that
my husband just called Chronicles of Narnia the “Veggietales of Fantasy” and he’s so real for that
March 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
my husband just called Chronicles of Narnia the “Veggietales of Fantasy” and he’s so real for that
defunctland revealing to me that famed documentarian Errol Morris is making the stupid documentary-style commercials in real time ruined my week
February 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
defunctland revealing to me that famed documentarian Errol Morris is making the stupid documentary-style commercials in real time ruined my week
drake will never financially recover from kendrick having the year of his life
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
drake will never financially recover from kendrick having the year of his life
everytime i pull into work i feel like i’m being hunted for sport
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
everytime i pull into work i feel like i’m being hunted for sport
commonwealthers continuing to laugh at americans and consider us “dumb and angry” for our country falling into fascism clearly do not own mirrors
January 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
commonwealthers continuing to laugh at americans and consider us “dumb and angry” for our country falling into fascism clearly do not own mirrors
i’ve got a migraine today that migrated into my jaw that’s so bad it would make an atheist pray and yet capitalism demands me at my desk
January 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i’ve got a migraine today that migrated into my jaw that’s so bad it would make an atheist pray and yet capitalism demands me at my desk
TIL the high school musical soundtrack times out perfectly with my commute to work. found my new motivator
January 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
TIL the high school musical soundtrack times out perfectly with my commute to work. found my new motivator
i want chappell roan to cover “are you gonna be my girl” by jet
January 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i want chappell roan to cover “are you gonna be my girl” by jet
update: at urgent care cause i fucking stapled my knee
i managed to staple my knee at work today so 2025 is off to a great start, personally and professionally
January 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
update: at urgent care cause i fucking stapled my knee
i managed to staple my knee at work today so 2025 is off to a great start, personally and professionally
January 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i managed to staple my knee at work today so 2025 is off to a great start, personally and professionally
i am such a playlist person there is truly nothing i love more than curating music and a vibe for someone i love
December 29, 2024 at 1:38 AM
i am such a playlist person there is truly nothing i love more than curating music and a vibe for someone i love
i just heard the “christmas version” of hallelujah for the first time and it’s so deeply upsetting
December 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
i just heard the “christmas version” of hallelujah for the first time and it’s so deeply upsetting
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the lady at the drink stand didn’t know what coconut cream was so she asked me if half and half was ok and i was like “uhm probably, i will try it” and now i have immediate regrets my stomach hurts so bad
December 10, 2024 at 7:58 PM
the lady at the drink stand didn’t know what coconut cream was so she asked me if half and half was ok and i was like “uhm probably, i will try it” and now i have immediate regrets my stomach hurts so bad
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We’re saddened to hear about the passing of poetry great and Black Arts Movement icon, Nikki Giovanni.
According to NPR, she passed away today, following her third cancer diagnosis.
She was 81 years old.
Rest in power, Nikki Giovanni ✨
According to NPR, she passed away today, following her third cancer diagnosis.
She was 81 years old.
Rest in power, Nikki Giovanni ✨
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 AM
We’re saddened to hear about the passing of poetry great and Black Arts Movement icon, Nikki Giovanni.
According to NPR, she passed away today, following her third cancer diagnosis.
She was 81 years old.
Rest in power, Nikki Giovanni ✨
According to NPR, she passed away today, following her third cancer diagnosis.
She was 81 years old.
Rest in power, Nikki Giovanni ✨
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i just got my first paid musical theatre gig??? omg
December 3, 2024 at 3:41 AM
i just got my first paid musical theatre gig??? omg
banana creme pie is the superior pie, argue with the wall
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 AM
banana creme pie is the superior pie, argue with the wall
if snow makes my lungs hurt why is it so pretty?? checkmate atheists
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM
if snow makes my lungs hurt why is it so pretty?? checkmate atheists