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If you kiss someone after they drank Dr. Pepper that's called a Dr. Pepper kiss
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If you kiss someone after they drank Dr. Pepper that's called a Dr. Pepper kiss
"i'm high"
Hi, High! I'm eyem!
Hi, High! I'm eyem!
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"i'm high"
Hi, High! I'm eyem!
Hi, High! I'm eyem!
Ebenezer Scrooge, not learning his lesson: I can fly!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ebenezer Scrooge, not learning his lesson: I can fly!!!!
when you imagine coconut girls do you think of girls in coconut bikinis or characters that are like a coconut with arms and legs
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
when you imagine coconut girls do you think of girls in coconut bikinis or characters that are like a coconut with arms and legs
The Golden Compass would have been better if instead of polar bears they had tusked horses.
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Golden Compass would have been better if instead of polar bears they had tusked horses.
The Squidville episode of Spongebob is great because it shows how living in a racially segregated society is really boring
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Squidville episode of Spongebob is great because it shows how living in a racially segregated society is really boring
I'm gonna take all of your medicine so that I never get sick but you get sick
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I'm gonna take all of your medicine so that I never get sick but you get sick
Is it better to be a butchy bitch, or a bitchy butch?
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Is it better to be a butchy bitch, or a bitchy butch?
fast fairy tales be like asap's fables
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
fast fairy tales be like asap's fables
I wanna join a cult
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I wanna join a cult
Big guy. Big guy.
The big guy Simpsons, okay
The big guy Simpsons, okay
The big guy Simpsons, okay
The big guy Simpsons, okay
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Big guy. Big guy.
The big guy Simpsons, okay
The big guy Simpsons, okay
The big guy Simpsons, okay
The big guy Simpsons, okay
Things that are worse than "No, but" in improv:
No no
Wait what?
And
Yes yes
Maybe or
Yes
No no
Wait what?
And
Yes yes
Maybe or
Yes
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Things that are worse than "No, but" in improv:
No no
Wait what?
And
Yes yes
Maybe or
Yes
No no
Wait what?
And
Yes yes
Maybe or
Yes
Really wish I discovered it look good in ponytails way earlier this shit cute as hell
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Really wish I discovered it look good in ponytails way earlier this shit cute as hell
I am so obsessed with the possibility that Trump bottomed for Bill Clinton and if it's not true then whoever made it up should be the only comedy writer ever it is the funniest fucking thing
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I am so obsessed with the possibility that Trump bottomed for Bill Clinton and if it's not true then whoever made it up should be the only comedy writer ever it is the funniest fucking thing
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Flashback to when I put the soundtrack to Teen Titans Go To The Movies over the Smash Bros Ultimate trailer and it worked too well for this world
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Flashback to when I put the soundtrack to Teen Titans Go To The Movies over the Smash Bros Ultimate trailer and it worked too well for this world
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Japan and Iran rhyme!
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Japan and Iran rhyme!
Arnold Schwarzenegger heckling a comedian: GET TO DA JOOOOKES
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger heckling a comedian: GET TO DA JOOOOKES
GUESS WHO JUST GOT #1 ON AGAR.IO BAYBEEEEEEEE
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
GUESS WHO JUST GOT #1 ON AGAR.IO BAYBEEEEEEEE
why do they call them radiohead if their heads don't look like radios?
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
why do they call them radiohead if their heads don't look like radios?
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Tycho: Hey Heavy, I bet you and I can talk Tetris.
Tycho: Hey Demoman, I bet you and I can talk Braveheart.
Tycho: Scout, my man! Did you catch Jersey Shore last night?
Tycho: Sniper, did you know Steve Irwin?
Tycho: Spy, mon hon baguette!
Tycho: I know you and I voted for Trump, Soldier.
Tycho: Hey Demoman, I bet you and I can talk Braveheart.
Tycho: Scout, my man! Did you catch Jersey Shore last night?
Tycho: Sniper, did you know Steve Irwin?
Tycho: Spy, mon hon baguette!
Tycho: I know you and I voted for Trump, Soldier.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Tycho: Hey Heavy, I bet you and I can talk Tetris.
Tycho: Hey Demoman, I bet you and I can talk Braveheart.
Tycho: Scout, my man! Did you catch Jersey Shore last night?
Tycho: Sniper, did you know Steve Irwin?
Tycho: Spy, mon hon baguette!
Tycho: I know you and I voted for Trump, Soldier.
Tycho: Hey Demoman, I bet you and I can talk Braveheart.
Tycho: Scout, my man! Did you catch Jersey Shore last night?
Tycho: Sniper, did you know Steve Irwin?
Tycho: Spy, mon hon baguette!
Tycho: I know you and I voted for Trump, Soldier.
I need to trademark The Candyberry Cop
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I need to trademark The Candyberry Cop