UK Cop Humour
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UK Cop Humour
@ukcophumour.bsky.social
So there's no need to get shouty, or talk about "back in my day", or complain that you don't see officers on the beat anymore.

It's an Open Day. They're appealing to people that aren't you. Next time, they might make a video that you like and others don't. That's fine too!

#VeryDemure #VeryCutesy
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Top work by the Met's robbery patrol team and air support!

Remember: Look out for each other and stay safe out there! 💙
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
One arrest made, multiple victims one step closer to justice...

It’s a cracking reminder that when the Met are given the space to focus on their job—fighting crime and catching criminals—they deliver results. Credit where it’s due: outstanding work all round.
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
After multiple robberies across Hackney and Islington, the Met’s robbery patrol team was already on high alert. When this suspect was spotted, officers didn’t hesitate. With support from the police helicopter, the chase was on, and the thief’s attempt to escape was brought to a swift end.
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
While details remain scarce, we’re sure everyone involved is questioning their life choices—and possibly their driving test results. In the meantime, perhaps Greggs and Krispy Kreme in the area could brace for impact tomorrow?
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Our very first... um, what do we call these? *whispers* Are they tweets? 🫣

Thank you and pleased to offer our support to such worthwhile causes! 💙
November 16, 2024 at 11:23 AM