UK Cop Humour
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"Hey UKCH, please, please, PLEASE try and use this video!
The two cops are my mates from Worksop Response in Nottinghamshire.
The lad barking is one of the nicest blokes I know—this has had everyone in tears!" 🐶
The two cops are my mates from Worksop Response in Nottinghamshire.
The lad barking is one of the nicest blokes I know—this has had everyone in tears!" 🐶
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Hey UKCH, please, please, PLEASE try and use this video!
The two cops are my mates from Worksop Response in Nottinghamshire.
The lad barking is one of the nicest blokes I know—this has had everyone in tears!" 🐶
The two cops are my mates from Worksop Response in Nottinghamshire.
The lad barking is one of the nicest blokes I know—this has had everyone in tears!" 🐶
Look...
If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted—
In one moment—
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted—
In one moment—
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Look...
If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted—
In one moment—
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted—
In one moment—
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Wild police chase in Sheffield...! 👀
Context welcome 🤣 Was stinger deployed? NPAS allocated? (Probably not, looks a bit cloudy.)
Context welcome 🤣 Was stinger deployed? NPAS allocated? (Probably not, looks a bit cloudy.)
January 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wild police chase in Sheffield...! 👀
Context welcome 🤣 Was stinger deployed? NPAS allocated? (Probably not, looks a bit cloudy.)
Context welcome 🤣 Was stinger deployed? NPAS allocated? (Probably not, looks a bit cloudy.)
Turns out chasing loose ponies around Abbey Wood is all in a day’s work for the police. It’s more common than you’d think—maybe there should be a College of Policing module on ‘Equine Evasions 101’? Giddy-up, team!
January 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Turns out chasing loose ponies around Abbey Wood is all in a day’s work for the police. It’s more common than you’d think—maybe there should be a College of Policing module on ‘Equine Evasions 101’? Giddy-up, team!
"Hey UKCH,
Unfortunately, our Sergeant's Dancing on Ice audition didn’t go quite to plan. You’ll be glad to know he made it back to his nice, warm office unscathed—leaving the real work to the officers out there!"
Unfortunately, our Sergeant's Dancing on Ice audition didn’t go quite to plan. You’ll be glad to know he made it back to his nice, warm office unscathed—leaving the real work to the officers out there!"
January 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"Hey UKCH,
Unfortunately, our Sergeant's Dancing on Ice audition didn’t go quite to plan. You’ll be glad to know he made it back to his nice, warm office unscathed—leaving the real work to the officers out there!"
Unfortunately, our Sergeant's Dancing on Ice audition didn’t go quite to plan. You’ll be glad to know he made it back to his nice, warm office unscathed—leaving the real work to the officers out there!"
Staffordshire Police jumping on the "Letting Gen Z write our marketing script" trend for their Open Day.
Also, we already love how much some of you are going to hate this, and you know what? That's fine! This isn't targeted at you...
Also, we already love how much some of you are going to hate this, and you know what? That's fine! This isn't targeted at you...
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Staffordshire Police jumping on the "Letting Gen Z write our marketing script" trend for their Open Day.
Also, we already love how much some of you are going to hate this, and you know what? That's fine! This isn't targeted at you...
Also, we already love how much some of you are going to hate this, and you know what? That's fine! This isn't targeted at you...
When it comes to chasing down criminals, the Met’s officers are on top form. In this case, a phone thief on an e-bike thought he could outpace both officers on the ground and the eagle-eyed team in the sky. Spoiler alert: he was wrong...
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
When it comes to chasing down criminals, the Met’s officers are on top form. In this case, a phone thief on an e-bike thought he could outpace both officers on the ground and the eagle-eyed team in the sky. Spoiler alert: he was wrong...
You just never know what job opportunities are around the corner...
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
You just never know what job opportunities are around the corner...
Overheard on the radio last week during the snow:
Control: "Can any units give an update for the FCR manager on current weather conditions and how many inches of snow we’ve got?"
Female officer (deadpan): "Is that male or female inches?"
Control: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Control: "Can any units give an update for the FCR manager on current weather conditions and how many inches of snow we’ve got?"
Female officer (deadpan): "Is that male or female inches?"
Control: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Overheard on the radio last week during the snow:
Control: "Can any units give an update for the FCR manager on current weather conditions and how many inches of snow we’ve got?"
Female officer (deadpan): "Is that male or female inches?"
Control: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Control: "Can any units give an update for the FCR manager on current weather conditions and how many inches of snow we’ve got?"
Female officer (deadpan): "Is that male or female inches?"
Control: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, it seems one unnamed firearms unit in Wales decided to spice up their day by conducting a ram raid on their own station gates. Not entirely clear whether this was an innovative new tactic or just an overzealous gear shift, but the gates certainly didn’t come out on top...
November 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Well, it seems one unnamed firearms unit in Wales decided to spice up their day by conducting a ram raid on their own station gates. Not entirely clear whether this was an innovative new tactic or just an overzealous gear shift, but the gates certainly didn’t come out on top...
Reason #37 Why Cops Shouldn't Be Single Crewed:
November 18, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Reason #37 Why Cops Shouldn't Be Single Crewed:
November 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Yes, it's us again. 💙
November 16, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Yes, it's us again. 💙