That's great! I hear it starts with an earthquake...?

Options:

Not a Person on Earth
Nobody
Absolutely No-One
I'll Be Damned if I
Only Lunatics
Maladjusted People Only
Who In the Hell
Some Idiot
A Weirdo
This Complete Schmuck
Who In the World
It's Inadvisable to Have

"IT MEANS HE'S A MALIGNANT NARCISSIST FASCIST IMBECILE RUSSIAN ASSET WHO IS HELL-BENT ON REVENGE AND PERSONAL ENRICHMENT YOU FUCKING MORONS!!! DO YOUR GODDAMNED JOBS AND REPORT THE REALITY!!!"

It's not just me, is it? Please tell me it's not just me.

Thank you. This is very helpful.

Came here to say this. Because...yup.

How amazing would it be if even just a small handful of sensible, non-MAGA Republicans changed parties? I could see Murkowski, Collins and maybe Portman abandoning the party that's abandoned them.

You can tell just how much it bothers him.

Good.

I still feel pretty comfortable blaming Garland. He slow-walked his slow walks. He waited EIGHTEEN MONTHS to appoint Jack Smith. TFG should have already been in a cell by the time it was time to file his candidacy paperwork.

Jesus. Just casually admits to heroin use without batting an eyelash. I'm old enough to remember when Bill Clinton had to fall back on, "...But I didn't inhale." I cannot fathom the world we find ourselves living in.

I mean, it seems like this *might* be a self-correcting problem...?

Leopards. Eating. Faces. #ZeroSympathy

I mean, why not? It's all just gender-affirming care, right?

Of all the fights of all time, that was certainly one of them.

Those are his people. So, probably not — no.

Damn. Just...ugh. SOMEBODY on that side of the aisle HAS to have a brain, soul or heart. They just have to.

I just hope we're still having elections by then. I'm honestly pretty scared we won't.