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Unfriendly Goose
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I f*cking hate golfers and will defend my turf.
It’s usually the opposite: as people age, most grow more dogmatic, conservative, and intolerant. Just look at the voting patterns.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Trump peace plan" is a ChatGPT translation of Putin's ultimatum.

Europe and Ukraine should rewrite it completely, leaving it as 28 points, and the Orange Moron wouldn't notice.
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you believe his bullshit, please go ahead and move.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why did they vote for him, then?
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's a manifestation of Borat's dream in which he wins a lottery.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Grandpa, why don't we try a new look today? What do you have in your closet from the 1800s?
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Did he vote for Trump.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They voted for Trump. Twice. It takes a special kind of stupid.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Provocative is wearing red dress to a party. Murdering people at sea is a crime.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Please don't stop there.

2030, 2032, 2034...

Just stay the fuck home.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sean Duffy: Dress up, you fucking plebs.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Biden and the Democrats didn't feel like doing anything about it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No, thank you. Piggy looks like he is shitting himself and enjoying it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Piggy probably believes his own bullshit.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
According to MechaHitler, Musk can also drink piss like no other human.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Fake polls. Fake news.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sean Duffy:

"Fucking plebs just have to ruin the view for everyone who matters."
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
…a morally sound party that protects pedophiles, starves the poor, strips health care from the rest, funnels trillions to the richest, exhibits unbelievable grift and is led by a convicted felon and career criminal found liable for sexual abuse, who betrayed the country and attempted a coup.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM