Unfriendly Goose
@uglygoose.bsky.social
I f*cking hate golfers and will defend my turf.
Pinned
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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It turns out Donald Trump doesn't need a pandemic to destroy the economy.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It turns out Donald Trump doesn't need a pandemic to destroy the economy.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
BREAKING: I’ve been awarded the inaugural Goose Peace Prize, which is widely regarded as better than the Nobel.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
BREAKING: I’ve been awarded the inaugural Goose Peace Prize, which is widely regarded as better than the Nobel.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
Grateful to the committee for recognizing me solving 985 wars this week.
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A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.
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"Trump’s pardon-palooza is not just fueled by his own bitterness at being America’s first felon president, but also a desire for obsequious signs of fealty from the people he’s let off the hook."
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Trump’s pardon-palooza is not just fueled by his own bitterness at being America’s first felon president, but also a desire for obsequious signs of fealty from the people he’s let off the hook."
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Read @johnavlon.bsky.social's commentary: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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OTD in 1978 USSR & Afghanistan signed a "friendship treaty". We invaded them a year later.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
OTD in 1978 USSR & Afghanistan signed a "friendship treaty". We invaded them a year later.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
So you can trust us with a peace deal now.
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Irish broadcaster explains its reason for pulling out of Eurovision over Israel's participation.
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Four countries to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and the Netherlands pull out after decision not to hold vote on Israel’s participation
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Irish broadcaster explains its reason for pulling out of Eurovision over Israel's participation.
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
"It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.”
Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Presidential Pardons for sale! And if you call now!
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Presidential Pardons for sale! And if you call now!
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This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
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Winning the war on woke
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Winning the war on woke
A few tests helped Putin understand he has nothing to fear from the incompetent and corrupt Trump Administration.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A few tests helped Putin understand he has nothing to fear from the incompetent and corrupt Trump Administration.
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NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
DAY 3 DECEMBER 2025
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
HEGSETH MUST BE BROUGHT UP ON CHARGES
MUST BE FIRED OR RESIGN
SIGNALGATE putting our soldiers at risk
Audacity to BLAME Admiral Bradley
"Fog of War" oh hell no
2 human beings blown up
Hegseth knew
"KILL EVERYONE "
DAY 3 DECEMBER 2025
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
HEGSETH MUST BE BROUGHT UP ON CHARGES
MUST BE FIRED OR RESIGN
SIGNALGATE putting our soldiers at risk
Audacity to BLAME Admiral Bradley
"Fog of War" oh hell no
2 human beings blown up
Hegseth knew
"KILL EVERYONE "
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
DAY 3 DECEMBER 2025
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
HEGSETH MUST BE BROUGHT UP ON CHARGES
MUST BE FIRED OR RESIGN
SIGNALGATE putting our soldiers at risk
Audacity to BLAME Admiral Bradley
"Fog of War" oh hell no
2 human beings blown up
Hegseth knew
"KILL EVERYONE "
DAY 3 DECEMBER 2025
THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES
HEGSETH MUST BE BROUGHT UP ON CHARGES
MUST BE FIRED OR RESIGN
SIGNALGATE putting our soldiers at risk
Audacity to BLAME Admiral Bradley
"Fog of War" oh hell no
2 human beings blown up
Hegseth knew
"KILL EVERYONE "
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Have the Trumpanzees started boycotting Costco yet?
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Have the Trumpanzees started boycotting Costco yet?
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Okay for once I totally and completely empathize with President Trump.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Okay for once I totally and completely empathize with President Trump.
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One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
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Fossil fuels are more expensive and far less efficient than renewable sources of energy and doubling down on them raises prices.
Trump’s efforts to revitalize the coal industry is saddling consumers with the costs of swaddling an expensive and dying industry.
Trump’s efforts to revitalize the coal industry is saddling consumers with the costs of swaddling an expensive and dying industry.
Trump's Vendetta Against Wind Is Gutting Jobs and Raising Prices
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Fossil fuels are more expensive and far less efficient than renewable sources of energy and doubling down on them raises prices.
Trump’s efforts to revitalize the coal industry is saddling consumers with the costs of swaddling an expensive and dying industry.
Trump’s efforts to revitalize the coal industry is saddling consumers with the costs of swaddling an expensive and dying industry.
Imagine the irony of Pete "In Short Pants" Hegseth getting court-martialled for issuing illegal orders, and after threatening Kelly with court-martial for reminding servicemen to follow the law.
There is a good reason why Mark Kelly and the other lawmakers felt compelled to warn service members not to carry out illegal orders. That seems to be what the military is now doing. It is not Kelly who should be facing justice but Hegseth and the admiral who followed his orders. wapo.st/49LrEvh
Opinion | Pete Hegseth, not Mark Kelly, should be facing justice
There’s a reason lawmakers worry about the military being told to ignore the law.
wapo.st
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Imagine the irony of Pete "In Short Pants" Hegseth getting court-martialled for issuing illegal orders, and after threatening Kelly with court-martial for reminding servicemen to follow the law.
Republican Voters:
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Republican Voters:
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
"I lost my healthcare and my job, my bills are rising, but at least Fox News said that other countries now respect us, we signed 100 trillion in trade deals, and crime is down in Chicago because we sent troops there. So things are great!"
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And Fox will stop covering the story in three...two...
Trump Approved National Guard Shooting Suspect’s Asylum
Law enforcement sources say the suspect in an ambush near White House was granted asylum in April.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And Fox will stop covering the story in three...two...
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
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🧵 Lowe's CEO, one of 8 Black Fortune 500 CEOs, stands firm on DEI.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🧵 Lowe's CEO, one of 8 Black Fortune 500 CEOs, stands firm on DEI.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
"Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements"
Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.
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To be fair to Senile Satan, the reason he pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández for importing 400 tons of cocaine into the US is because Con Junior’s birthday is coming up in December.
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
To be fair to Senile Satan, the reason he pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández for importing 400 tons of cocaine into the US is because Con Junior’s birthday is coming up in December.