Where was this energy when he made the following endorsements not in NJ:

In a weird way I respect the cult followers who fully stand behind their Trump vote more than these clowns who act like what he’s doing now is a surprise.

Mind blown, thought that was my dog

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Tuna Tagovailoa. Small dog that packs a punch. 15/10.

“Fruit doesn’t belong on pizza” is the kind of head-scratching comment that a person who doesn’t know what a tomato is would make.

Incredible. To be fair I’m also the same man in a different font, but still dying at this either way.

One day I’ll learn to slice onions that thinly but until then I’ll just recognize my superiors.

I disagree because my philosophy is don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

This post is blowing my mind

I hope I live another 50 years so a new generation can ask me what the hell was wrong back in my day and I can tell them we destroyed the country because eggs became expensive.

Genius