My Words With Friends is converging with my libido.

10/10 take. No notes.

I started a new song yesterday after coming up with something stupid when I was using a shower shot.
"I aim to keep my asshole clean, yes I like it quite pristine". Changing the lyrics of course, but the melody's a keeper.

GO COMMENT

www.regulations.gov/docket/FTC-2...

Unfortunately the perfect light doesn't also improve my ability to whistle.

My boss just a minute ago:
"I watched that movie last night. You know the weird one? It won a Grammy for best actress?"

I am a dowsing rod for the fucked up shopping carts. If I choose one it's inevitably going to have a quivering wheel that occasionally seizes.

Day 4 of the Influenza Affliction. My body mocks me with extreme horniness and a voice like Ursula the Sea Witch.

i am constantly telling my homies this

Early to the new smut farm.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #129,143!

One of my boyfriends Ginormous glow in the dark dildos is SO bright I can use it like a night light to find my way around. Had to throw it in the closet with two others so I could sleep cuz I'm sensitive like that.

Sweating in the sauna at my complex as the sounds of rain hammers through a closed metal vent. Two of the three lights are out so you can just barely make anything out.
It's a kind of heaven.

I haven’t seen one of these on here, so let’s see what happens:

Repost if you’re in the PNW 🌲

Let’s find each other again 😌