Like yoda literally does the whole redirecting lightning thing in attack of the clones

I think Tom’s just been goofing around with the lineups, but which important conference game will he inexplicably play 10 for meaningful minutes?

Should March Madness play games only every two weeks and drag the season way past when anybody’s actually watching to appease Joel Klatt?

You don't have to abandon trans people to prove you're actually a real big strong man, Jesus Christ

Oh wow those look fantastic! Lol glad to see they’re all getting along well

Graham is spot-on with his suggestion that college hoops is pretty great as-is, but I still think all of these dudes my age coming over from Europe should probably just go straight to the league instead of playing at Illinois or Penn State

If Fears is our alleged Brad Davison, is Ugochukwu our Boo Bouie?

The Great Lakes has rabid fans doxxing coaches into winning a natty, programs making a fuss about being in a popular bowl, and in-state rivals trading insane coach departures back and forth; is college football’s core moving north?

Like I get it’s probably because the infrastructure/resources but cmon man it’s not hard to look at like Grand Rapids and know you gotta plow *while* the snow is coming down instead of just afterwards

do I need to cite Eric Adams on that paraphrase what do we think gang