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Thomas
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hollerin’ about sports mostly

sometimes food, plants, music, and lefty stuff too (since this is just my personal acct!)

go green go white go hoosier
so when does the arbitration result drop exactly
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Honestly I feel like half the reason the February Slide has been so brutal is I’ve been subjected to BTN/FS1/FOX playing a grand total of 5 unique commercials that repeat EVERY break

and since it’s fox affiliates you’re getting ad breaks every 5 minutes irl
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s just fucking embarrassing really like I know this happens every year but cmon
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
is Jeremy not allowed to lose his balance and maintain a pivot to avoid a travel Jesus Christ dude
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
man I was really looking forward to the MSU basketball double feature what the hell is this
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I think real maturation happens as an American sports fan when you go from thinking college football is our funniest sport to recognizing that baseball is and always has been the absolute king of sports comedy
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
listen I want to make a better joke but this is what happens when I had to teach my high school football coach/gov teacher what feudalism was like they’re not gonna know what Puerto Rico is on the football team
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
saw Bloomington isn’t gonna be doing pedestrian Kirkwood this summer which absolutely sucks good lord
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Ice out
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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hindsight is 20/20 but maybe selecting university presidents on their willingness to debase themselves for private donor money is related to the current difficulties in defending academia from fascism
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Desperately need a michigan player to say some little brother shit postgame I need fears to need to bury them for the next several years
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Still this game sucks because it was gettable, go green as always the fellas will bounce back
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Elliot Cadeau is a coward because he couldn’t beat MSU at the best college basketball program of all time so he had to transfer somewhere that would drop a bag on a program its fans don’t really pay attention to mostly
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Will Tschetter get a job challenge I’ve almost finished a PhD before you’ve left michigan
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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i’m just so tired of donald trump man
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 AM
what if there was a cyberpunk thing like Blade Runner but instead of half of everything being in neon Japanese lettering it was all Cajun like neon blocky Louisiana French and like grizzled detective dudes pulling up to the etouffee stand and also it’s in a swamp too
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 AM
crisis averted I skipped edelweiss on the showtunes playlist this morning
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
just had an idea for a romcom celebrating a woman who doesn’t really stick to gender norms that has “The Lady Is A Tramp” over the opening credits/sequence but I think maybe I really just want a version of 10 Things I Hate About You with a big band soundtrack
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 PM
there’s a lot of stereotypically Italian-sounding music out there but Respighi’s l’Ottobrata movement from Feste Romane has to be the peak of the form (and my favorite honestly it’s just beautiful)
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Jason Benetti is calling an MSU game and I can’t even enjoy it because tHE GUYS WONT LOCK TF IN
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
lmao the feds are losing the GOAT of sports corruption that’s insane
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
listen I realize it’s an infrastructure and preparedness thing and hope everyone’s all good but it’s so funny to me that Grand Rapids has 2 feet of snow and is functioning pretty normally (albeit roads much slower than normal I hear) while Bloomington gets 6 in and everything shuts down
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 PM
the Monroe County travel advisory hit so you know it’s time for me to take a nice walk in the park to enjoy the snow
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Arizona is reaching the funny number later into the second half in a blowout against a bad conference opponent than MSU did #noticing
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
legitimately how did Maryland hoops fall off this bad
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 PM