Tyson
@tysont89.bsky.social
Husband and dad. Golden Girls super fan. Lana Del Rey and Dolly Parton fan, too. Car aficionado, ‘80s and ‘90s culture freak, and classic country music lover. Deconstructing Christian - not sure what all that entails yet, but we’ll find out. LGBTQ ally.
Yes! My grandpa painted the wheels to be color-matched for me & made custom brackets to mount the set of ground effects that I pieced together from a guy in Colorado. A local junkyard too. Even in 2006, finding parts was hard! Can’t imagine what the few & far between Beretta fans go through now!
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes! My grandpa painted the wheels to be color-matched for me & made custom brackets to mount the set of ground effects that I pieced together from a guy in Colorado. A local junkyard too. Even in 2006, finding parts was hard! Can’t imagine what the few & far between Beretta fans go through now!
Mine started out like this and then ended up like that.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Mine started out like this and then ended up like that.
Also! The non-warped dashboard alone makes it valuable! Those things crinkled and wrinkled at the mere thought of exposure to sunlight.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Also! The non-warped dashboard alone makes it valuable! Those things crinkled and wrinkled at the mere thought of exposure to sunlight.
The non-warped dashboard alone makes it valuable! Those things crinkled and wrinkled at the mere thought of exposure to sunlight.
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The non-warped dashboard alone makes it valuable! Those things crinkled and wrinkled at the mere thought of exposure to sunlight.
My first car was a Beretta and I miss it sometimes!
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My first car was a Beretta and I miss it sometimes!
Not shocked. Stellantis ≠ quality.
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not shocked. Stellantis ≠ quality.
Man, they really sold their souls. Ghouls.
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Man, they really sold their souls. Ghouls.
If you ever go down in the Woolley Swamp, then you better not go at night!
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you ever go down in the Woolley Swamp, then you better not go at night!
My lil’ fun car is asleep 😴 for the winter as well. Hoping (weather willing) to bring her out for a couple of small-town Christmas parades with the kids in December, but that’s all.
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My lil’ fun car is asleep 😴 for the winter as well. Hoping (weather willing) to bring her out for a couple of small-town Christmas parades with the kids in December, but that’s all.
He’s a cutie! Thank you. 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
He’s a cutie! Thank you. 🥰
Wicked! Let me know how it is!
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wicked! Let me know how it is!
The man at table 5, in the blue suit, is impotent. Bon apétit.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The man at table 5, in the blue suit, is impotent. Bon apétit.
My son has a Zulu brand water bottle and every time I fill it for him to take to school, I think “Zulu, Queen of the dwarf peopleeeee…”
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My son has a Zulu brand water bottle and every time I fill it for him to take to school, I think “Zulu, Queen of the dwarf peopleeeee…”
No shame. Naps are required sometimes. Instead of pre-gaming w/ alcohol, we pregame via naps now.
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
No shame. Naps are required sometimes. Instead of pre-gaming w/ alcohol, we pregame via naps now.
I might have gone overboard w/ the merch? Nah!
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I might have gone overboard w/ the merch? Nah!