Yoghurt and shoes?

Quark was no good unfortunately.

Quark, that’s an idea. I’ll see if the Polish quark in the fridge is still good.

A propos of nothing, why is there no function to edit a post to remove typos?

They should put post offices in coffee shops or nail bars. There's certainly a lot of those.

And the reason why I was going to work by train this morning? I hit a pothole on my way back from work Friday. Result? Two coil springs, one wheel bearing, £750.

My character has now been bitten by a vampire and has spent an interesting and naked night with a non-human.

Breas and roses too?

I have to be honest, and it hurts because I do have a musical background, but it took me a minute.

Bluesky really should have a laugh react.