Dave Holden Caufield
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Dave Holden Caufield
@tyrellcorphr.bsky.social
I’m tired of admiring the problem. I want a solution. There are more of us than there are of MAGA and ICE and Republicans.
Middle schools (11-14) are the slang factories. That‘s where all the good stuff comes from.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
And people keep changing their own definition of when middle age starts as they approach it. It’s always up ahead of them. lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Incredible. They let that lunatic Flynn run wild and did nothing.

Anyway, a court martial has a jury, right? He will be acquitted.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
He will be acquitted
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hahaha
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
punk rock but he’ll get it all wrong and I’ll lose my shit
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
When the chin bag achieves that level of sag and bloat you either visit the plastic surgeon or you scarf up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He’s a 10 but he posted that someone was a looser
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He will be acquitted
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
that‘s a f*cking great title and phrase. Damn.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trump is a Russian asset and has been since day one. Why are people still acting shocked by his totally consistent, predictable behavior?
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m not sure what your point is George, but I don’t think it’s ageist to recognize that the refusal of Dem elders to make room for younger talent to rise has become a massive problem. Feinstein was a husk before she resigned, that never should have happened. We need fighters, not egoist mandarins.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My mother in law (RIP), daughter of Irish immigrants, used to wear white gloves to take the subway across boston
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’ve raised two, and 8 is just about the age they were when I gave them the “Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner” talk.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hella ‘stache, Gene
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
David Sedaris, on seeing middle aged male american tourists wearing logo’ed t-shirts, ball caps, shorts and sneakers on the Paris subway wrote that they “look they’re here to mow someone’s lawn”
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Frederic March

Hombre
Seven Days in May, etc
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You mean group buyers together - a collective - so they have more purchasing power. yeah we already have (or had?) that, it’s called Obama Care
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wow. I love being shocked when finding out how insanely handsome certain actors were when they were young when you‘ve only seen them in films when they were older.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM