Tyrant Biggles
@tyrantbiggles.bsky.social
Descendant of American Tories. I borrow smart ideas. The dumb ones I create myself. Rye bread enthusiast. A secret message is encoded into every tweet. Fuck Greg Abbott.
Duffy's not naming names. He's just sayin'...
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Duffy's not naming names. He's just sayin'...
Can they be trained to sort tiny screws in space?
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Can they be trained to sort tiny screws in space?
Can we cognitively test the whole damn administration?
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Can we cognitively test the whole damn administration?
Let's play Spot The Cow.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Let's play Spot The Cow.
Hamsters come to mind. No tail to speak of. Plus it's got ham in the name.
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hamsters come to mind. No tail to speak of. Plus it's got ham in the name.
And a harder cognitive test.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
And a harder cognitive test.
The price and list of retail locations leads me to think this release is targeted specifically for the Gwen Stefani fashion insufferables crowd.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The price and list of retail locations leads me to think this release is targeted specifically for the Gwen Stefani fashion insufferables crowd.
It's praise or the cornfield.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's praise or the cornfield.
In due course. At the appropriate juncture. In the fullness of time. When the moment is ripe. When the necessary procedures have been completed, nothing precipitous of course.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
In due course. At the appropriate juncture. In the fullness of time. When the moment is ripe. When the necessary procedures have been completed, nothing precipitous of course.
Their first order of business should be revoking Trump's Bedminster cemetery license.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Their first order of business should be revoking Trump's Bedminster cemetery license.
"I knew it!"
- every Q idiot
- every Q idiot
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"I knew it!"
- every Q idiot
- every Q idiot
At my house we hand out M&Ms but we hand them out 5 at a time.
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
At my house we hand out M&Ms but we hand them out 5 at a time.
Clearly Bovino is on his way to the Starship Troopers convention.
October 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Clearly Bovino is on his way to the Starship Troopers convention.
Tiger...WRONG!
Elephant...WRONG!
Giraffe...WRONG!
Elephant...WRONG!
Giraffe...WRONG!
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Tiger...WRONG!
Elephant...WRONG!
Giraffe...WRONG!
Elephant...WRONG!
Giraffe...WRONG!
He was commuted on Friday.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
He was commuted on Friday.
