Tyrant Biggles
@tyrantbiggles.bsky.social
Descendant of American Tories. I borrow smart ideas. The dumb ones I create myself. Rye bread enthusiast. A secret message is encoded into every tweet. Fuck Greg Abbott.
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
January 24, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
How are we different from Putin and Ukraine now?
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
How are we different from Putin and Ukraine now?
Can Anthony Joshua's next bout be against Jack Doherty?
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Can Anthony Joshua's next bout be against Jack Doherty?
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’
Can the Metric System Foundation give Trump a Peace Prize so we can finally align with the rest of the world on that, too?
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can the Metric System Foundation give Trump a Peace Prize so we can finally align with the rest of the world on that, too?
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche.
Praise Donald Trump.
Hate Joe Biden.
Six words that sum up every Trump cabinet meeting.
Hate Joe Biden.
Six words that sum up every Trump cabinet meeting.
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Praise Donald Trump.
Hate Joe Biden.
Six words that sum up every Trump cabinet meeting.
Hate Joe Biden.
Six words that sum up every Trump cabinet meeting.
@nbcnews.com Stop telling me to "Look at this!"
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@nbcnews.com Stop telling me to "Look at this!"
What are the odds Mike Johnson will have seen or heard the results of the election by press gaggle time tomorrow?
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What are the odds Mike Johnson will have seen or heard the results of the election by press gaggle time tomorrow?
ABC News reports the White House posted AI video of Donald Trump flying a fighter jet but neglects to mention his bombarding the No Kings marchers with shit. How can they justify that editorial decision?
@stephruhle.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
@stephruhle.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ABC News reports the White House posted AI video of Donald Trump flying a fighter jet but neglects to mention his bombarding the No Kings marchers with shit. How can they justify that editorial decision?
@stephruhle.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
@stephruhle.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
NBC News cut the video of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue before the part that mocked Donald Trump. That portion is a major consideration in ABC's actions. Cowardice.
September 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
NBC News cut the video of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue before the part that mocked Donald Trump. That portion is a major consideration in ABC's actions. Cowardice.
I assume CBS will broadcast live all-day coverage of Charlie Kirk's funeral.
September 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I assume CBS will broadcast live all-day coverage of Charlie Kirk's funeral.
And legend has it that, on nights of the full moon, you can still see her showing those American friends around London.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmnt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmnt...
V05 Hair Spray Commercial (Rula Lenska, 1979)
YouTube video by Bionic Disco
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June 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And legend has it that, on nights of the full moon, you can still see her showing those American friends around London.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmnt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmnt...
@nbcnews.com Please inform Tom Llamas I don't need to be told to look at things. I look at things all day and am confident in my mastery of the practice.
June 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@nbcnews.com Please inform Tom Llamas I don't need to be told to look at things. I look at things all day and am confident in my mastery of the practice.
What's the current line on the DC Bar election?
June 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What's the current line on the DC Bar election?
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You are welcome!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
May 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You are welcome!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I rewrote a song...
May 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I rewrote a song...
If Pete Hegseth had organized the Council of Elrond The Lord of the Rings would have been a short story.
If Pete Hegseth had organized the Council of Elrond The Lord of the Rings would have been a short story.
March 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If Pete Hegseth had organized the Council of Elrond The Lord of the Rings would have been a short story.
If Pete Hegseth had organized the Council of Elrond The Lord of the Rings would have been a short story.
Sleep in peace with the knowledge that Mel Gibson can own guns again.
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sleep in peace with the knowledge that Mel Gibson can own guns again.
This is how stupid Trump's fundraisers think his supporters are.
March 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is how stupid Trump's fundraisers think his supporters are.
Indian PM Modi begins his joint press conference comments with the traditional fellation of Donald Trump.
February 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Indian PM Modi begins his joint press conference comments with the traditional fellation of Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is selling a flat rectangle of plastic for a minimum price of $47.
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Donald Trump is selling a flat rectangle of plastic for a minimum price of $47.
Mitch McConnell on 60 Minutes: The Weaseling.
February 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Mitch McConnell on 60 Minutes: The Weaseling.