What a stud 👅

That quote, which caused a bitter firestorm for YEARS, was the result of a translation so bad I'm almost certain the translator in question (who wrote for a Nintendo fansite) must've had an axe to grind with DKC. Fourteen years later someone finally thought to find the source and translate properly:

Thanks for the info. This is indeed incredibly disappointing.

R. I. P.

Honestly, I wish all remakes included some way to play the original.

Oh my. Any more info about this?

That pin is adorable 🐸