Tyler Swift
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Tyler Swift
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Explorer in Residence & Sinistromanual. Illustration. Board games and Magic the Gathering. Sci-fi, fantasy and cult movies. Trying not to get too wrapped around the axle about our political realities.
The fact that our President posts reprehensible garbage like this and might be the most un-American person living in our nation should be the *only* story right now. Wake up for your sombalistic, Billionaire-welfare stupor corporate media and do your job for once in a decade.

This is gross. Vile.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Suckin' on chilli dog outside the Tastee Freez
Diane sitting on Jacky's lap
Got his hands between her knees
Jacky says
"Hey, Diane, let's run off behind the shady trees
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do what I please"
Just a small town girl
Livin’ a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Seeing people reposting Trump's posts about how Dems should be executed for treason and also seeing all the people making jokes about them. I fully understand the urge, but sometimes I wonder if this is how things will end...
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Looking at Avatar: The Last Airbender cards for the new Magic the Gathering set and appreciating how they convey story moments through single cards. BUT that got me fixated on the idea of how to spoil major movie plot twists through Magic cards. #MagicTheGathering

Um, *Spoiler Warnings,* I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My grindy, black-green Magic deck from the Avatar the Last Airbender set pre-release last night at Meeples Games. Went 1-1-1 with it. I've only seen a couple of episodes of Avatar, so don't have the fondness a lot of people do, but the set itself is surprisingly fun.

#MagicTheGathering #TLA
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT MAY HAVE BEEN EATEN BY DOG WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER BOOK REPORTS LIKELY NEVER TURNED IN TO TEACHER
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you see this, post your bird art.🪶

(Also, just amused by the similarities between my drawing, and Laura's.)
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tiger time!

Playing around again with Posca pens again today. This time trying out layering some color pencil over the pens bold colors.

#illustration #art #tiger
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Trying out some Posca paint pens for the first time. Spider Punk seemed like a suitable first subject. Chaotic enough to cover up my mess ups. This Spider kills Fascists.

#art #illustration #posca #spiderpunk
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
BONUS Day 13: "Satanic Panic"

I only had 12 decks when I started this, but built a deck last week, for Halloween. This all Black Taborax, Hope's Demise deck is trying really hard to be what all Satanic, evil stuff that the Christian Conservatives *thought* Magic was. 1/5

#CommanderADay #mtg
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Day 12: "Release the Kykar!"

I realized that I had built every 2-color deck except for White-Blue, so I decided I should correct that. I literally just looked at the Azorius legends in my collection and chose the prettiest card, which is how I picked Kykar, Zephyr Awakener. 1/5

#CommanderADay
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Day 11: "When the going gets tough, the tough get big and dumb"

This Gilanra, Caller of the Wirewood and Alena, Kessig Trapper deck is basically an excuse to play a bunch of those big, dumb, stompy Gruul creatures that look so cool, but rarely have a chance to get played in Magic. 1/6
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Day 10: "Wheel of Fire"

After building several typal decks in a row, I decided I wanted to build a mechanic-focused deck. Drawing cards is good, so what is the fastest way to draw cards? Wheeling them. Who cares if you can play them. Thus, my Arjun deck was born. 1/5

#CommanderADay #MTG
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Day 9: "You Don't Even Know What the Dragon Sword Does!"

Another partner Commander deck, with Ardenn & Rograkh in an equipment-themed deck. The plan is to equip things to Rograkh and go to work. The deck's name is something friends of mine overheard shouted at a game store. 1/5 #CommanderADay #MTG
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I opened a unicorn while playing Pack Wars one day, and joked "I wonder if it's possible to make a unicorn themed deck?" A week later I'd pulled the first version of this Lathiel, the Bounteous Dawn deck together. 1/5

#commanderaday #mtg
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Day 7: "Better Living Through Slivers"

I bought a small collection from someone and buried in the shoebox of cards was a Sliver Queen. I took one look at it, said "whelp, I guess I'm going to be *that guy*" and went to work building a Slivers deck. 1/5

#CommanderADay #Mtg
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Day 6: "Dragon Hoards. Dragon Hordes."

A version of this deck existed before my Zombies deck, but at one point I pulled it nearly entirely apart and rebuilt it as a new deck. All based on the idea that "dragons like treasure, so why not do a dragon/treasure themed deck?" 1/5

#CommanderADay #MTG
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Day 5: "Not Mere Folk"

Rivals of Ixalan was the first (and only) pre-release that I went 4-0 in. To reward Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca (who was the decks all-star), I converted the pre-release deck into a Commander deck several years later. 1/5

#CommanderADay #mtg
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Day 4: "Angels: They Are Just Like Us, But Jerks"

Before the Secret Lair "Angels: They Are Just Like Us, But Cooler and With Wings" came out, I had a Giada lead Angels deck, called "Angels Are Jerks." So, this deck is basically those two smooshed together. 1/5

#CommanderaDay #MTG
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I tend to start my morning with a cup of coffee and some political shitposting on Bluesky. Mainly responding to the news of the day. It's weird when, randomly, one of my replies gains traction and takes off like this one is.
Poor babies. They only have a majority of the House, Senate, the Supreme Court and a wannabe-King President... but they are *still* the victims in this situation.

Maybe, just maybe, they don't know how to run the Government.
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Day 3: "All Your Bases Are Ingested"

Reyhan, Last of the Abzan and Slurrk, All-Ingesting are the partner Commanders that lead this Golgari deck. It started as an Oooze and Hydra double-typal deck but has blossomed into a general +1/+1 Counter deck. 1/5

#commanderaday #mtg
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Day 2: "Pain & Gain!"

This is my 2nd oldest deck. It was born from the dream of a deck that never actually attacked and just drained my opponents' life as a side effect of everyone playing Magic. Kambal was its Commander for years, but I've recently swapped in Karlov. 1/5

#commanderaday #mtg
October 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Day 1: "Zombies All the Way Down"

My oldest Commander deck that has seen continuous play. This Zombie deck has had a ton of different Commanders over the years - The Locust God, Wilhelt, and even Narfi- but I'm pretty happy with the current Commander: Gisa and Geralf. 1/4

#commanderaday
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM