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coneiseur (sp?) of bodily gasses
back online who want me?
June 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
allergenically speaking, this is the lowest i’ve ever been in my life
March 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
aldi has rearranged their entire store and it’s thrown my life into complete chaos
March 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
hhhnnggggcinnamonraisintoastttnnnggghh
March 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
pouring the last drops of juice for myself after nicks last visit
March 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It was 60 degrees today man if I ever see that groundhog its on sight
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nobody at work even noticed my new haircut feel like disappearing
March 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
dentally speaking, i’m in such a bad place rn
March 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
don’t be fooled america. this man had TWO big ass cups of juice. at least $8 worth. when will straight white men stop taking and taking?
kinda feel like going to tyler and al’s and pouring a big ass cup of juice
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
just finished episode 1000 of one piece and god dammit i fucking love this show!!
February 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food
February 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
this girl think her shit don’t stink 😂😂😂
I hate to sound like that girl but other peoples shit just smells bad but mine smells okay actually
February 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I hate to sound like that girl but other peoples shit just smells bad but mine smells okay actually
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
good evening fellos and fellas how are we feeling this monday evening?
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The upcoming Super Bowl will be the first real test for the NFL’s new “the team that loses the Super Bowl will be killed” policy. Will it add as much excitement as hoped?
February 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
chuckling to myself thinking back to the time nick tried to order a waffle when there were no waffles on the menu 😂😂😂
February 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my bedroom window is next to my parking lot and someone is in their car listening to big girls don’t cry by fergie at full volume which is so real and true and then when the song ends they keep starting it over. currently on listen #4. clarity. peace. serenity.
February 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
wow i can’t believe my friend nick has the bird flu
February 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
hey will heideman does nick have the bird flu? or is that a bit?
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
TGIF!!
February 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
this woman never lets me poop in peace
February 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
it’s 70 degrees in february which big picture is probably bad but it’s great for my animal brain to remember that we are preprogrammed to experience joy from the warmth of the sun
February 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
a new lady gaga song everybody SHUT. UUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!
February 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i love doechii there i said it
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM