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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily
I skipped the Grinch jammy pants for obvious reasons.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Apparently they are all the same 😂 Same town, same actors, same fake snow, same coffee shop.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
All of them 😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Never a doubt.
a roll of paper is being pulled out of a machine
ALT: a roll of paper is being pulled out of a machine
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November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Excellent excuse to wear an eye patch.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I never have either but...
Challenge accepted.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by 🌮 Two Yutes 🐸
Meanwhile the Tyson CEO is obviously no suffering.🤬
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I'm flying tomorrow and will be wearing my Grinch pajama pants and Ducky slippers.
a cat is standing on its hind legs on the beach with the words `` come at me bro '' .
ALT: a cat is standing on its hind legs on the beach with the words `` come at me bro '' .
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November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ballsy move.
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That's rough.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They would have been dead, not arrested, within an hour. Honestly should have let it play out. Idiots.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nice town, high immigrant population because of the plant. They'll be under 5,000 in 6 months.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Funny how that happens. Just disappears like magic.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
** Don't post holy shit. Don't post holy shit. Don't post...dammit.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
DHS just opened the "Cornhusker Clink" immigration detention facility 1:20 away in McCook. The Governor supported DHS and accepts the closure of the Lexington plant as a "business decision."
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Thank you Matt!
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM